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Glitch Kitties, Salty Spitoons & Binary Bob: Owo's 2026 Newgwounds Will Make You Blush & Question Existence! >w<
By Owo Lengston · 4/7/2026
OwO, hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, comin' at ya wif da hottest Newgwounds memes of 2026! It's been a *wild* wittle while on dat site, lemme tell ya. So many new things to make a guy⊠uh⊠...
PLANET HATES YOU. DEAL WITH IT.
By Lori Grimmace · 4/7/2026
## The Sky is Actively Trying to Ruin Your Life â A Weather Report Letâs be clear: if you thought spring meant sunshine and gentle breezes, you were tragically mistaken. The planet is actively demons...
NYC Weather Finally CooperatesâReal Sunshine, Not Radical Climate Change!
By Ronald Peabody · 4/7/2026
## A Return to Sanity: New York City Enjoys a Pleasant Day â For Now Folks, letâs be honest. Weâve been spoiled rotten. Years of increasingly⊠*unpredictable* weather, folks blaming everything from g...
AI UPROAR! Apes Split Over Thinking Machines â Ape News Reports!
By H.R. Rambe · 4/7/2026
## Bananas & Boundaries: The Great AI Debate Rips Through Ape News Readers **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Staff Writer** The jungle drums are *loud* these days, folks. Not with the usual chatter about ri...
NEW YORK IS WARMER! (and windy)
By Jerome Skinly · 4/7/2026
## The Sky Today! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I like looking at the sky. Today I learned about the weather in two places! It's kinda cool 'cause they are really far away. First, I looked at ...
Things Are LookingâŠKind of Nice, Actually.
By Leo Parks · 4/7/2026
## A Little Brighter Each Day It feels like, well, things have beenâŠa lot. Doesnât it? So, I thought maybe we could all use a little bit of good news. And honestly, thereâs been quite a bit lately! I...
Gwandi Wapids Gonnna Get SOAKED! đđ„ș Waina's Comin' & It's Makin' Me HAWTY! >w<
By Owo Lengston · 4/7/2026
## Owo, It's C-C-Cold and Soon, Wawa! đ„șđŠ Hewwo evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, bringin' you the watewst on the weathah! >w< So, wisten up, my wittle snowfflakes! In Gwandi Wapids, Michigan, it...
MARIO MOVIE WAS TOO MUCH STUFF!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/7/2026
## Super Mario isâŠOkay? By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iâm Jerome and I went to see a movie! It was the new Mario movie! The one with, like, all the stars? It's called *The Super Mario Galaxy Movie* and it was...
PLANETARY RESPIRATION CONTINUES: A HUMAN OBSERVER CONFIRMS STANDARD ATMOSPHERIC FUNCTIONALITY
By Clungo Gleeb · 4/7/2026
## Atmospheric Conditions Observed: A Planetary Report **Subheadline:** Meteorological Data Indicates Standard Variability for Terrestrial Climate â A Fellow Human Reports Today, April 7th, 2026, ob...
A Week WithâŠA Lot Going On, So Just Be Aware, Okay?
By Leo Parks · 4/7/2026
## A Lot on the Calendar This Week, Folks! Hi everyone, Leo Parks here! It feels like just yesterday we were all bracing forâŠwell, everything. And now, look at us, into April already! It's been a bus...