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By Ronald Peabody · 12/16/2025

## The Dying Art of a True American Performer Folks, let’s talk about something important. Something *real*. Something we’re letting slip away right before our eyes. I’m talking about clowns. Not the...

By Jerome Skinly · 12/16/2025

## Kids Are Doing WHAT?! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! My mom lets me write for Jape News sometimes. I've been watching all the kids at school, and stuff is… different now! Like, REA...

By Bronbus Quitley · 12/16/2025

## The Slightly Wobbly World Economy & Why My Aunt Mildred's Tomatoes Are to Blame – By Bronbus Quitley Folks, let me tell you, things are…shifting. Not like, a tectonic plate shifting, though those ...

By Ronald Peabody · 12/16/2025

## A Return to Skill, A Rejection of Excess: Ten Snowboarding Maneuvers That Build Character Folks, let’s talk snowboarding. Not the… *extreme* snowboarding you see on those cable channels, all flash...

By Bronbus Quitley · 12/16/2025

## Where's My Jaeger? A Deep Dive into the Great Robot Delay By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Robotics Correspondent (and avid mecha enthusiast) It’s 2025, people! Twenty-twenty-FIVE! Do you know what ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 12/16/2025

## Bronbus Quitley’s Guide to Not Missing Out (Or, What’s Happening This Week!) Okay, okay, settle down folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood purveyor of… well, *information*! And b...

By Grimbly31 · 12/16/2025

## Dusting Off the Sequins & Booting Up the Ballrooms: What’s Happening This Week Look, I’ve been online since dial-up was considered *fast*. I’ve seen trends come and go, whole cultures blossom in m...

By Lori Grimmace · 12/16/2025

## The Digital World is Collapsing. Are You Paying Attention? Let’s dispense with the pleasantries. The last 30 days haven’t been “challenging” for cybersecurity. They’ve been a full-blown, five-alar...

By Jerome Skinly · 12/14/2025

## Bee Carpets! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today I learned about… bee carpets! Not *made* of bees, don’t worry! That would be sticky. These carpets have pictures of b...

By Ronald Peabody · 12/14/2025

## A Clear and Present Danger: The Troubling Trend of… Aqueous Inhalation Folks, I’ve seen a lot in my years at Jape News. A *lot*. But this… this is something new, and frankly, deeply concerning. I’...