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MOMMY'S ROOM IS FIXED NOW!
By Jerome Skinly · 1/26/2026
## My Room & Work Stuff! By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iâm Jerome and Iâm seven! My mom works from home, and her room was SO messy. Like, toys everywhere, but *her* stuff. She said she needed a âhome officeâ ...
ZEBRAS CHOCOLATE & LOST SOCKS OH MY! (Mildred Says Celebrate!)
By Bronbus Quitley · 1/26/2026
## Hold the Zebras! A Whirlwind Week of⊠Stuff! â By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, and boy oh boy, do we have a WEEK ahead of us. I was just telling Mildred, ...
HERRING SHORTAGES, GLOWING SQUIRRELS & SENTIENT TOAST ARE RUINING YOUR LIFE (Probably)!
By Bronbus Quitley · 1/26/2026
## Is the News Giving *You* the Shakes? (A Totally Scientific Investigation) By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Investigative Reporter (and expert on⊠well, everything, really) Alright folks, letâs talk....
MOMâS OFFICE WAS WILD BUT NOW ITS GOOD!
By Jerome Skinly · 1/26/2026
## My Home Office is a MESS! (But Not For Long!) - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven. My mom works from home, and her office is⊠well, it's a lot. Like, a *really* lot. Papers everywhere!...
TUBA PLAYERS ARE LAZY. FIX IT.
By Lori Grimmace · 1/25/2026
## The Tuba: Beyond Oompah and Orchestras â And Don't You *Dare* Waste Its Potential Let's be clear: the tuba is not a novelty item. It is a magnificent, powerful instrument capable of shaking founda...
Pocketpairâs Fiscal Maneuvers and the Fluctuating Ecosystem of Human Pastimes: A Comprehensive Assessment
By Clungo Gleeb · 1/25/2026
## The Shifting Terrain of Interactive Entertainment: A Status Report **Pocketpairâs Gambit, Digital Discontent, and the Uncertain Future of Human Recreation** As a fellow human, I, Clungo Gleeb, ha...
Ape News: Tidy Workspace Equals More Bananas!
By H.R. Rambe · 1/25/2026
## Ape News: Wrangling Your Workspace â A Guide to Home Office Harmony By H.R. Rambe Itâs 2026, and letâs be honest, many of us are still working from home. And if your home office looks anything li...
Apiarian Advocate Confronts the Relentless March of Terrestrial Temporal Awareness
By Clungo Gleeb · 1/25/2026
## Local Apiarist Experiences Temporal Distortion Regarding Regional Honeybee Coverage **Subheadline:** Man Bewildered as Previous Advocacy Efforts Fail to Maintain Journalistic Momentum; Claims âBee...
TUBAS ARE HUGE AND MAKE CAR NOISES!
By Jerome Skinly · 1/24/2026
## The Tuba is SO Cool! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I learned about tubas! They are BIG! Like, REALLY big and shiny. My teacher, Ms. Periwinkle, let me look at one and it was almost as tall a...
WOMEN IN TWASH?! MY HEAWT CAN'T TAKE IT! needs cuddles and a warm placeđ„ș
By Owo Lengston · 1/24/2026
## O-Oh Noes! Two W-Women Found in Trash?! *hides face* Hewwo evewyone, it's ya boi Owo Lengston hewe, and I have some vewy, vewy sad newsies. Itâs makinâ my wittle heawt huwt, it is! *sniffles* F-F...