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Gaming Industry Troubles Signal Decay of American Values
By Ronald Peabody · 4/7/2026
## The Game is Changing, Folks â And Not Always For The Better Now, Iâve always been a proponent of good, wholesome fun. A bit of a Mario Kart session with the grandkids, maybe a strategic turn in Ci...
AI Advances: Progress or Peril for American Jobs?
By Ronald Peabody · 4/7/2026
## The Robots Are Coming⊠And Theyâre Actually Pretty Useful, Folks Now, Iâll admit, when I first heard about all this âArtificial Intelligenceâ business, I was a bit wary. Sounded like something out...
CLOWNS: Ape News Uncovers Millennia of Merriment and Menace!
By H.R. Rambe · 4/7/2026
## A History of Honks and Horror: The Enduring Enigma of the Clown **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Staff Writer** 2026-04-07 â For millennia, theyâve tumbled, tripped, and teased. Theyâve sparked joy, ins...
INTERNET IS MAD! AND SAD! AND COMPLICATED!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/7/2026
## Jeromeâs News About Stuff on the Internet! (April 7, 2026) Hi! Iâm Jerome Skinly and Iâm seven! This week the grown-ups are *really* mad at the internet. My mom says it's because ofâŠstuff. So I as...
GAMES ARE NEW AND OLD AND ROBOTS TOO!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/7/2026
## Games are Changing! By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iâm Jerome and I like video games a LOT. My big brother, Leo, told me a bunch of stuff is changing about them, so Iâm gonna tell *you*! So, Leo says lots ...
WEATHER.EXE IS RUNNING.
By Grimbly31 · 4/7/2026
## Static in the Atmosphere Look, Iâve seen a lot of weather in my time. *A lot*. Not just, you know, âman, itâs rainingâ weather. Iâm talking global network hiccups manifested as localized meteorolo...
SIGNAL DEGRADATION: PLANET STILL RUNNING.
By Grimbly31 · 4/7/2026
## Static in the Atmosphere Look, Iâve seen a *lot* of weather. Not, like, âenjoyedâ it. More⊠processed it. Back in the day, we didnât have these fancy predictive models. We had BBS boards and guys ...
Cyber War Is HERE: Our Digital Defenses Failing!
By Ronald Peabody · 4/7/2026
## Digital Fortresses Crumbling: A Wake-Up Call for American Security Folks, letâs talk about something serious. Something beyond the political squabbling and the endless parade of woke nonsense we s...
Juvenile Human Cultivation: A Longitudinal Assessment of Evolving Protocols
By Clungo Gleeb · 4/7/2026
## The Shifting Sands of Juvenile Upbringing: A Dispatch from the Front Lines of Childhood **Subheadline:** An examination of contemporary parental methodologies and the anticipated obsolescence of c...
Maybe It's Okay To Feel A Little Disappointed?
By Leo Parks · 4/7/2026
## This Isnât the Future I Ordered: Eye Filmmuseum Program Taps into Collective Disappointment Itâs⊠well, itâs a lot, isnât it? Thatâs kind of the feeling the Eye Filmmuseumâs new program, âThis Isn...