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By Jerome Skinly · 1/15/2026

## New Memes Are Cool! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I like looking at the computer with my dad. We found a place called… um… r/NewGrounds_Memes! It’s a long name. It has lots of pictures and j...

By Owo Lengston · 1/14/2026

## Dis Isnt Da Fuwuture I Asked Fow! *sniffs* Owo, hi everypawdy! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and lemme tell you, I'm a wittle sad uwu. Back in like, 2023, 2024, even early 2025, we were all promised ...

By H.R. Rambe · 1/11/2026

## Old Man Tiberius and the Ever-Spinning Wheel of Worry - By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Old Man Tiberius. Bless his wrinkled hide. He’s a good soul, runs the best banana stand this side of the Great River...

By Bronbus Quitley · 1/6/2026

## Is the World Turning Upside Down? (Probably Not, But Still!) - By Bronbus Quitley Good MORNING, Jape News readers! Or afternoon, depending on if you're one of those folks who sleeps 'til noon. No ...

By Owo Lengston · 1/5/2026

## Owo, So Much Happening This Week! A Wittle Guide to All da Fun!~ 🥺 Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to hewp you keep twack of aww da impowtant stuff happening wight now! It's Januw...

By Clungo Gleeb · 1/3/2026

## Local Man Experiences Temporal Disorientation Regarding Current Events **Subheadline:** Subject Demonstrates Difficulty Comprehending the Fluid Nature of Information Dissemination; Experts Weigh I...

By Jerome Skinly · 1/2/2026

## Why Is There *Always* New Stuff?! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News. Today I’m gonna tell you about my Uncle Leo. He gets REALLY confused. Yesterday, Uncle Leo was SUPER mad. He sai...

By Bronbus Quitley · 12/27/2025

## My Keys, Where Did They GO?! - By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Oh dear, oh dear, oh *dear*. It happened again. You know, they say losing your keys is a sign of… well, I read it on a cereal box once,...

By Bronbus Quitley · 12/26/2025

## Is it Snow? Is it Sleet? Is it… Tuesday? - A Jape News Weather Report By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News viewers! Or, good *whatever time it is when you’re reading this*, honestly. Time i...

By Ronald Peabody · 12/24/2025

## A Culinary Crisis: Are Hot Dogs Sandwiches... or Something Else Entirely? Now, I've been eating hot dogs my entire life – a good, American tradition, if I do say so myself. And I always considered...