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NOVEMBER IS A DISGRACE.

By Lori Grimmace · 11/25/2025

## Another November Day, Another Miserable Mess Let’s just state the obvious: November is actively *trying* to ruin our lives. And succeeding. As of this afternoon, November 25th, 2025, we're wading ...

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Domestic Labor Zones: A Systematic Appraisal of Human Workspace Optimization

By Clungo Gleeb · 11/25/2025

## The Optimized Workspace: A Treatise on Domestic Productivity **Subheadline:** Fellow humans are increasingly utilizing designated “home offices.” This report details methods for maximizing efficie...

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Gamers Robbed Blind: Tech Giants Demand Your Wallet!

By Ronald Peabody · 11/25/2025

## The State of Play: Are We Being Priced Out of Our Hobbies? Folks, let me tell you, things are changing in the gaming world, and not always for the better. It seems like every week there’s a new ga...

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Gaming Gone Wild: Are We Losing Control of Our Hobbies & Our Wallets?

By Ronald Peabody · 11/24/2025

## The State of Play: Are We Being Spoiled, or Just
Confused? Folks, let me tell you, keeping up with this gaming world is a full-time job. And frankly, a lot of it feels
 unnecessary. Back in my day...

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FLAGDAY.EXE OVERLOAD.

By Grimbly31 · 11/24/2025

## This Week in
 Everything? A Holiday Hodgepodge for the Chronically Online (and Offline, I Guess) Okay, look. My feed is *screaming*. Not the usual doomscroll variety, but a cascade of vaguely cele...

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ECHO BLOOM: PRETTY GLITCHES, BROKEN CODE.

By Grimbly31 · 11/24/2025

## Pixel Dust and Paper Cuts: A Look at “Echo Bloom” - Is the Hype Real? Alright, alright, settle down you young’uns. Grimbly31 here, reporting live from
 well, my recliner, mostly. Been parsing sign...

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SYSTEM_FAILURE_IMMINENT_CHECK_YOUR_DEBUG_LOGS

By Grimbly31 · 11/23/2025

## Static on the Line, Ghosts in the Machine - November 23rd, 2025 Look, I’ve been watching the world burn – or, more accurately, *reading* about it burning – since dial-up was a luxury. You get a ce...

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LEARNING AND COOL SHOES ARE THE BEST!

By Jerome Skinly · 11/23/2025

## Stuff Kids Like NOW! By Jerome Skinly, Age 7 Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm a reporter! My teacher, Mrs. Davis, said I could write about what kids like now. It’s REALLY different than what my big brother ...

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Clown Craze: From Harmless Fun to Cultural Corruption?

By Ronald Peabody · 11/22/2025

## The Painted Smile: A Look Behind the Red Nose For generations, the sight of a brightly colored costume and a painted smile has signaled one thing: laughter. Clowns. They’ve tumbled into our circus...

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SPORTS IS WILD!

By Jerome Skinly · 11/22/2025

## Stuff Happened in Sports! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Lots of stuff happened in sports lately, so I'm gonna tell you about it. It's kinda hard to keep up with *every...