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 Really Nice, Honestly.

“Song Sung Blue” Was
 Really Nice, Honestly.

By Leo Parks · 11/10/2025

## A Gentle Ride with “Song Sung Blue” Okay, so I just saw “Song Sung Blue” and
 it was nice. Really nice, actually. It’s one of those films that doesn't really *challenge* you, but leaves you feelin...

Header image for: BADGERS, SPYWARE & ROBOTIC KNITTING MACHINES: THE INTERNET IS OFFICIALLY A ZOO!

BADGERS, SPYWARE & ROBOTIC KNITTING MACHINES: THE INTERNET IS OFFICIALLY A ZOO!

By Bronbus Quitley · 11/9/2025

## Hold Onto Your Hats, Folks! It’s a Cyber-Wild West Out There! - By Bronbus Quitley Alright, buckle up buttercups, because the internet is currently less a series of tubes and more a demolition der...

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WORLD DESCENDING INTO CHAOS: Weakness Invites Conflict!

By Ronald Peabody · 11/8/2025

## A World Unsettled: From Troubled Waters to Troubled Times It feels like we’re living in an era of constant disruption, doesn’t it? Turn on the news and it’s one crisis after another. And frankly, ...

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RAINY DAY NO FORT SAD!

By Jerome Skinly · 11/4/2025

## The Sky is Doing Stuff! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! Today I looked out the window and the sky is
doing stuff. Mommy said it’s called weather. We live in
um
Orlando, Florida!...

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Gaming Industry Prioritizes Shocks Over Skill—Are Players Getting Shortchanged?

By Ronald Peabody · 10/29/2025

## The State of Gaming: Are We Trading Substance for Spooks? Folks, I've been following this gaming business for a long time, and let me tell you, things are changing. Not always for the better, if y...

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Planetary Oscillations and the Continued Functioning of Terrestrial Systems: A Human’s Synthesis.

By Clungo Gleeb · 10/26/2025

## A Planet in Flux: Observations Regarding Terrestrial Developments - 2025-10-26 **Subheadline:** A compilation of ongoing incidents suggests a period of heightened instability and complex socio-pol...

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Things Are Happening In Games, It Seems

By Leo Parks · 10/25/2025

## A Little Bit of Everything, Lately It feels like there’s just *so much* happening in gaming these days, doesn’t it? I’ve been trying to keep up, and honestly, it’s a little overwhelming. Let me tr...

Header image for: GLOBAL BANANA HOARDING THREATENS TROOP STABILITY - APE NEWS REPORT

GLOBAL BANANA HOARDING THREATENS TROOP STABILITY - APE NEWS REPORT

By H.R. Rambe · 10/18/2025

## Banana Republic or Bust? A Look at the Shifting Sands of Global Business - By H.R. Rambe **October 18, 2025** – Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the concre...

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Hollywood’s Crystal Chaos: Another Attack on Achievement!

By Ronald Peabody · 10/16/2025

## Hollywood's Lost Its Way: A Review of “Nebula Drift” Folks, I’ve just returned from seeing “Nebula Drift,” the latest space opera to assault our movie screens, and frankly, I’m
disappointed. Utter...

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LEGOs, Black Ops 6 Beta, Game Pass Price Hike—Ape News Has It All!

By H.R. Rambe · 10/6/2025

## Ape News Roundup: October 6th, 2025 - Rambe Reports! Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the freshest jungle vines of gaming news, straight from the Ape News headquarters. It...