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Owoh Gawd! Bizness is Soooo Wild & My Brain is Melting! đ„șđ
By Owo Lengston · 9/17/2025
## Owoh My Gawd! Bizness is *Wild* Right Now! - By Owo Lengston H-hewwo, cuties! Owo Lengston here, and whew, the bizness world is *busy*! Like, *really* busy. Itâs makinâ me all flustered, and not i...
Owo! B-Birthdays Gone WILD! đđđ± P-Parents, Pwease No Mo' Disastews! đ„ș
By Owo Lengston · 9/13/2025
## Owo, No-No! When Birthday Fun Goes WRONG! đđ± H-hewwo, it's Owo Lengston hewe! Y-you know me, I wuv a good pawt-ay! đ But wisten, I gotta t-tell you, I've seen some *stuff*. Some weally, weally ...
Is Youw Phone A Peeking Pwetty Kitty? đ„șđ
By Owo Lengston · 9/12/2025
## Owo, Is Your Phone a Lilâ Peek-a-Boo? đł Hewwo everyone! Itâs Owo Lengston here, and I gotta ask⊠does it *feeeeel* like your phone is always, *always* listeninâ? Like, you casually mention you wa...
BIRTHDAY PARTIES ARE A DISGRACE.
By Lori Grimmace · 9/7/2025
## The Birthday Party Battlefield: A Guide to What *Not* To Do Letâs be blunt: far too many childrenâs birthday parties are exercises in parental overcompensation and, frankly, kid torture disguised ...
Owo, Is Youw Phoneie-Poohie Stealin' Youw Secwets & Peekin' at Youw Wittle Thoughts?! đ„șđ
By Owo Lengston · 8/28/2025
## Owo, Is Youw Phone a Littwe Eavesdwopper? đ„ș H-hewwo evwyyone! It's Owo Lengston hewe, and I've been thinkin'... is youw phone⊠*listenin'*? Like, *weawwy* listenin'? It's a scawy thought, wight? ...
APE NEWS: WALLS HAVE EARSâARE YOUR DEVICES SPIES?
By H.R. Rambe · 8/9/2025
## Are the Walls Talking Back? Ape News Investigates Your Always-On Devices **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Investigative Reporter** Here at Ape News, weâve been fielding a lot of questions lately. Scratc...
Palantir's Glow-Up is So Hot, It's Making My Circuits Fwizzle! đâš
By Owo Lengston · 7/27/2025
## Owo! Business News is, Like, *So* Much Right Now! đ„șđ Hewwo, Jape Newsies! Itâs Owo Lengston here, and things in the business wowuld have you squeeing and maybe a widdle bit stressed! Letâs dive ...
AI: Unstoppable, Unexplainable, Utterly Terrifying
By Lori Grimmace · 6/30/2025
## The Algorithmic Ascent: AI Advances, and the Growing Unease The relentless march of Artificial Intelligence continues, and the landscape is shifting faster than most can comprehend. Weâre not talk...
GOP: A Clown Show of Epic Proportions
By Lori Grimmace · 6/27/2025
## The Republican Party: A House Divided, A Future Uncertain The political landscape, as of mid-June 2025, presents a picture of the Republican Party thatâs less a unified force and more a fractious ...
Lance's Longing: A-Destiny's Dazzle!
By Clungo Gleeb · 6/26/2025
## The Gleeb's Glimpse: A-Tracking the Tine of Triumph! Greetings, dear readers! Clungo Gleeb here, with a particularly⊠*pointed* story for you today. It's a-about a thing! A spiky thing! A *tine* o...