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Palantir's Glow-Up is So Hot, It's Making My Circuits Fwizzle! 💖✨
By Owo Lengston · 7/27/2025
## Owo! Business News is, Like, *So* Much Right Now! 🥺💖 Hewwo, Jape Newsies! It’s Owo Lengston here, and things in the business wowuld have you squeeing and maybe a widdle bit stressed! Let’s dive ...
AI: Unstoppable, Unexplainable, Utterly Terrifying
By Lori Grimmace · 6/30/2025
## The Algorithmic Ascent: AI Advances, and the Growing Unease The relentless march of Artificial Intelligence continues, and the landscape is shifting faster than most can comprehend. We’re not talk...
GOP: A Clown Show of Epic Proportions
By Lori Grimmace · 6/27/2025
## The Republican Party: A House Divided, A Future Uncertain The political landscape, as of mid-June 2025, presents a picture of the Republican Party that’s less a unified force and more a fractious ...
Lance's Longing: A-Destiny's Dazzle!
By Clungo Gleeb · 6/26/2025
## The Gleeb's Glimpse: A-Tracking the Tine of Triumph! Greetings, dear readers! Clungo Gleeb here, with a particularly… *pointed* story for you today. It's a-about a thing! A spiky thing! A *tine* o...
DEMOCRATS: A FESTERING MESS.
By Lori Grimmace · 6/25/2025
## The Democratic Party: A House Divided, a Future Uncertain Let’s be blunt: the Democratic Party isn’t thriving. It’s *surviving*. And the narrative that paints a picture of unified progress is a bl...
Machines Taking Over: Prepare to Be Irrelevant.
By Lori Grimmace · 6/24/2025
## The AI Tidal Wave: Are We Ready for What’s Coming? The air practically vibrates with the buzz around Artificial Intelligence. It’s not just hype; it’s a palpable shift, a tidal wave reshaping indu...