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MAN RAN SO MUCH! PLUS NICE PEOPLE!
By Jerome Skinly · 10/24/2025
## Good News From All Over! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Sometimes the news is scary, my mom says. But thereâs lots of good stuff happening too! I found some really co...
FLATBUSH WEATHER: UTTERLY, PAINFULLY BANAL.
By Lori Grimmace · 10/23/2025
## Flatbush Weather: Barely Worth Discussing Letâs be blunt. The weather in Flatbush today is aggressively *mediocre*. 53 degrees? A pathetic attempt at autumnal chill. The âfeels likeâ temperature o...
Things Happened In Sports, It Seems Like.
By Leo Parks · 10/23/2025
## A Week of Ups and Downs in the Sports World Itâs been a bit of a rollercoaster lately for sports fans, hasnât it? So much happening, itâs hard to keep up! Iâve been trying to, though, and wanted t...
Sunshine & Maybe RainâHope Everyone's Prepared!
By Leo Parks · 10/21/2025
## A Bit of Sun, A Bit of⊠Maybe Rain? Good morning, folks! Leo Parks here, and well, itâs⊠a day. A pretty typical October day, if Iâm being honest. I stepped outside this morning and it was *love...
Buff Bois & Bouncing Balls: Owo's Spowts Roundup is HOTT! >w<
By Owo Lengston · 10/19/2025
Owo, hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, bringin' you the *spiciest* sports news wight now! Mmm, it's gettin' all hot and bouncin' in hewe! >w< So, like, the wooorld of spowts has been *busy*,...
CAKE DOGS HIPPOS AND NICE PEOPLE!
By Jerome Skinly · 10/15/2025
## Happy Stuff Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iâm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today I wanna tell you about all the GOOD stuff happening in the world! My mom says sometimes the news is scary, b...
PURPLE SKY MEANS SPACE SLUGS AND PLANKTON TAXISâGnomes Ate My Thermometer!
By Bronbus Quitley · 10/14/2025
## Is It Just Me, Or Is The SkyâŠPurple-ish? - By Bronbus Quitley Alright folks, buckle up, because the weather today? ItâsâŠsomething. I stepped outside this morning, right? Needed my daily dose of su...
REPLAYING. SIGNAL LOST. BEEN HERE BEFORE.
By Grimbly31 · 10/14/2025
## Static and Signal: A World on Repeat - October 14th, 2025 Okay, look. Iâm Grimbly31. Been online since dial-up was a *good* time. Seen a lot of cycles. And honestly? Right now feelsâŠfamiliar. Like...
PIGEONS, THE MOON, & MY CAT: EVERYTHINGâS UPSIDE DOWN (AND NEEDS TUNA!)
By Bronbus Quitley · 10/14/2025
## Is Everything Upside Down? A Look at Whatâs Happening (And Why My Cat Thinks Itâs All About Tuna) Folks, let me tell you, things are⊠*happening*. I woke up this morning, made myself a lovely cup ...
Owo World is SO FLUFFY & Makes Owo Lengston Wanna Snuggle Evwyone! đ (And Eat Cake!) UwU!
By Owo Lengston · 10/13/2025
## Owo Newsies: World is Fulla Snuggles & Sweetness! (uwu) Hewwo evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, comin' atcha wif a HUGE dose of happies! Sometimes da world feels a widdle scawy, wight? But guess...