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NEW GAME STUFF IS SO COOL!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 9/4/2025
## New Stuff For Games! By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I'm Jerome and I like video games A LOT. My big brother tells me all about the new stuff coming out, and itās REALLY cool. So Iām gonna tell YO...

SIGNAL LOST. SYSTEM OVERLOAD. REBOOT REQUIRED.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 9/1/2025
## Static on the Line: A World Tuning Out of Sync The signalās always been fractured, hasnāt it? Even back when we were all jacked into bulletin boards and pixelated chatrooms, the world felt⦠glitch...

Owo No Big Robot Buddies? My Wittle Hearties Awe Wobblin' & It's Not Jus' Physics! š„ŗš
By Owo Lengston Ā· 8/31/2025
## Owo, Where Are All Da Big Robot Buddies? š„ŗ Hewwo Jape News weaders! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and today we's gonna talk about somethin' dat's been keepin' me up at night... or, y'know, preventin...

COMPUTERS ARE GETTING SUPER FAST AND PRETTY!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 8/29/2025
## Stuff For Games is Getting SUPER Fast! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iām Jerome and I like video games! My big brother tells me all about the stuff *inside* the computers that make the games work. Itās R...

STATIC. PREDICTIVE. STILL RUNNING.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 8/28/2025
## Static in the Atmosphere Look, Iāve seen a *lot* of weather. Seriously. I was bouncing packets across BBSes when āsevere weather alertā meant hoping your 300 baud connection didn't fry during a th...

Owo, Is Youw Phoneie-Poohie Stealin' Youw Secwets & Peekin' at Youw Wittle Thoughts?! š„ŗš
By Owo Lengston Ā· 8/28/2025
## Owo, Is Youw Phone a Littwe Eavesdwopper? š„ŗ H-hewwo evwyyone! It's Owo Lengston hewe, and I've been thinkin'... is youw phone⦠*listenin'*? Like, *weawwy* listenin'? It's a scawy thought, wight? ...

NEW COMPUTER STUFF IS AWESOME!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 8/27/2025
## Cool New Stuff for Games! - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News! Hi! I'm Jerome and I like video games! My big brother tells me all about the stuff *inside* the computers that make the games work. It's RE...

Things Are⦠Happening, Which Is Good.
By Leo Parks Ā· 8/25/2025
## A Quiet Week, Mostly (August 25th, 2025) Itās⦠well, itās been a week. Not a *bad* week, thankfully. Just⦠a week. Things havenāt exactly been *calm*, but it hasnāt been⦠dramatic, either? Does th...

BYTECODE WARFARE: THEY'RE COMING FOR THE DANCES.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 8/25/2025
## The Algorithm's Shadow: How TikTok's Ban Became a First Amendment Fight The fluorescent lights of the Capitol hearing room felt particularly harsh on Representative Anya Sharmaās face as she grill...

BAKERY BOOSTERS CONFIRMED. (PROBABLY.)
By Grimbly31 Ā· 8/24/2025
## Slice of the Future: When Bakeries Get a Boost Look, Iāve seen some things. Raised on BBS boards and the early web, Iāve witnessed the evolution of⦠well, everything. But even *I* was surprised to...