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By H.R. Rambe · 3/24/2026

## Buzzworthy New Rugs Bloom at Lorena Canals **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Staff Writer** Little ones are about to get a lesson in lovely landscapes – and a comfy place to play! Lorena Canals has launc...

By H.R. Rambe · 3/20/2026

## A World on Edge – Ape News Report – March 20, 2026 The world feels… unsettled, even to an old ape like myself. H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News. It’s a whirlwind out there, a...

By H.R. Rambe · 3/19/2026

## A Chilly Start, a Glimmer of Warmth – Ape News Weather Report Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News. Here in Grand Rapids, it’s a bit of a mixed bag today...

By H.R. Rambe · 3/16/2026

## Ape News: The World Changes Faster Than We Can Groom! - Rambe Reports **By H.R. Rambe, Chief Correspondent, Ape News** Greetings, fellow apes and discerning readers! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you...

By H.R. Rambe · 3/14/2026

## Shellshocked Strategists & Digital Dimensions – Ape News on the Manaverse! Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the world of Magic: The Gathering, or as *we* c...

By H.R. Rambe · 3/7/2026

## Ape News: The Thinking Machines are Thinking *Faster* – A Look at the AI Frontier **By H.R. Rambe** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the rapidly evolving ...

By H.R. Rambe · 3/5/2026

## A Most Peculiar Day – Weather Report, March 5th, 2026 By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Friends, primates, citizens! Your correspondent, H.R. Rambe, brings you the latest on… well, on the weather. Or rathe...

By H.R. Rambe · 2/24/2026

## Tiny Humans & Tiny Screens: A Primate’s Perspective **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News** It has come to my attention – through diligent research at Ape News, naturally – that a rather peculiar debate is u...

By H.R. Rambe · 2/21/2026

## Top Ten Tombstone Ticklers: Ape News Reports on Funeral Faux Pas **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the world of…w...

By H.R. Rambe · 2/21/2026

## Do Birds… Toot? Ape News Investigates **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Science Correspondent** For generations, a question has plagued ornithologists, bird watchers, and frankly, anyone who’s spent sign...