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By H.R. Rambe · 1/22/2026

## Ape News: Stop Chilling What Shouldn’t Be! – A Guide to Proper Food Storage **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you vital intelligence ...

By H.R. Rambe · 1/20/2026

## Are Your Walls Have Ears? Ape News Investigates Smart Device Snooping **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Staff Writer** For years, a nagging worry has echoed through our homes – are our smart devices *lis...

By H.R. Rambe · 1/20/2026

## Ape News: A Jungle of Cyber Threats – January 20th, 2026 Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the digital jungle in this Ape News bulletin. It’s a wild time ou...

By H.R. Rambe · 1/16/2026

## A Most Troublesome Misplacement – By H.R. Rambe, Ape News The indignity of it! Absolutely the *indignity*! This reporter, H.R. Rambe, finds himself in a most frustrating predicament. I have…mispla...

By H.R. Rambe · 1/16/2026

## The Young Primate Pack: What’s REALLY Happening With Today’s Kids - A Dispatch From Ape News **By H.R. Rambe, Senior Correspondent, Ape News (or, as we call it, Ape News)** Greetings, fellow prim...

By H.R. Rambe · 1/11/2026

## Old Man Tiberius and the Ever-Spinning Wheel of Worry - By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Old Man Tiberius. Bless his wrinkled hide. He’s a good soul, runs the best banana stand this side of the Great River...

By H.R. Rambe · 1/6/2026

## Ape News: Buzzworthy New Rugs from Moooi Carpets **By H.R. Rambe** Here at Ape News, we’re always on the lookout for items that bring a touch of the wild – or, in this case, the wonderfully indus...

By H.R. Rambe · 1/3/2026

## Ape News Roundup: Winter Warm-Ups and Somber Notes – January 3rd, 2026 Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the world of gaming, courtesy of Ape News! The new year...

By H.R. Rambe · 1/2/2026

## Primate Panic & Pupil Pronouns: A Nation Divided **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Staff Writer** The jungle drums are beating loud, friends, and it’s not a predator on the prowl. It’s… disagreement. *Hu...

By H.R. Rambe · 12/26/2025

## Staying Grounded When the World Feels Upside Down - A Message From Ape News **By H.R. Rambe** It’s a hairy situation, folks. Even *I*, a highly evolved ape and seasoned news-gatherer for Ape News...