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BIRD GAS: Is the Left Covering Up a Silent Threat to America?
By Ronald Peabody · 3/21/2026
## A Silent Threat to National Security? The Truth About Bird Flatulence Folks, Iâve been reporting on the issues that *matter* for Jape News for a long time now, and I thought Iâd seen it all. But t...

Cyber Attacks Surge: Is Biden Sabotaging Our Defenses?
By Ronald Peabody · 3/15/2026
## A Nation Under Siege: Cybersecurity Threats Mount as Agencies Struggle to Keep Pace Folks, let's be frank. Weâre living in a digital Wild West, and frankly, it's a mess. The last month has been a ...

Godâs Wrath: Are Storms A Judgment On Modern America?
By Ronald Peabody · 3/10/2026
## Natureâs Fury: Are We Being Punished for Our Sins? Folks, Iâve been watching the weather reports, and frankly, itâs downright *Biblical* out there. Not just a little rain and wind, no. We're talki...

Squirrel Activists Employ Holocaust RhetoricâAre They Nuts?
By Ronald Peabody · 3/10/2026
## Are âSave the Squirrelsâ Saving⊠or Silently Suffering? Now, I like a squirrel as much as the next fella. Theyâre industrious little critters, burying nuts, livinâ off the land. A symbol of Americ...

TECH GIANTS BUILDING FILES ON YOUR LIFEâARE YOU NEXT?
By Ronald Peabody · 3/9/2026
## Big Brother in Your Pocket? Are Your Smart Devices *Really* Eavesdropping? Folks, Iâve been hearing a lot of chatter lately â and not just the kind coming *from* my devices. Seems a lot of people ...

COMMON SENSE CARS: Five Vehicles That Won't Empty Your Wallet!
By Ronald Peabody · 3/8/2026
## Still Building American Dreams: Five Cars That Wonât Break the Bank (Or Your Spirit) Folks, letâs talk common sense. In these times, when everything seems to cost an arm and a leg, and frankly, a ...

GAMINGâS DECLINE: NOSTALGIA, RISKS & THE EROSION OF REAL ENTERTAINMENT.
By Ronald Peabody · 3/6/2026
## The Changing Landscape of Play: Whatâs Happening in the Gaming World? Now, Iâve never been much of a gamer myself. Give me a good book or a historical documentary any day. But even *I* can see thi...

Virtual Reality: Another Way to Escape Real Responsibility?
By Ronald Peabody · 3/3/2026
## The Future of Fun: Are We Losing Sight of *Real* Play? Folks, let's talk about gaming. It used to be simple, didn't it? A controller, a screen, and a good, honest cartridge. Now? It's all flashing...

FUNERALS GONE WILD: Decency Dies With The Departed!
By Ronald Peabody · 2/27/2026
## A Final Laugh: Top Ten Things People Actually Said At Funerals Folks, letâs be honest. Funerals are *supposed* to be somber. A time for reflection, for mourning the loss of a loved one, and for re...

TRAGEDY AT THE PUMP: Moral Decay Grips Our Nation.
By Ronald Peabody · 2/22/2026
## A Sad State of Affairs: When Convenience Stores Become Scenes of Tragedy Itâs a grim reality we often try to shield ourselves from, but the decay of societal respect for life is becoming increasin...