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By Grimbly31 · 4/28/2026

## Static and Signals: A View From the Void (April 28, 2026) Look, I’ve seen bubbles come and go. I was swapping floppies before you were a gleam in your parent’s augmented reality goggles. So, forgi...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/25/2026

## Ape News: What the Little Ones Will Be Playing With in '25! – By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News – er, *Jape* News, of course. I’ve been o...

By Owo Lengston · 4/9/2026

## Owo, What's Happenin' wif da Kiddos?! 🥺✨ Hewwo Jape Newsies! It's ur boi, Owo Lengston, here to spill da tea on what's *weawwy* poppin' wif da babie peeps these days! I've been doin' sum seweious...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/7/2026

## Games are Changing! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I like video games a LOT. My big brother, Leo, told me a bunch of stuff is changing about them, so I’m gonna tell *you*! So, Leo says lots ...

By Clungo Gleeb · 4/7/2026

## The Shifting Sands of Juvenile Upbringing: A Dispatch from the Front Lines of Childhood **Subheadline:** An examination of contemporary parental methodologies and the anticipated obsolescence of c...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/4/2026

## Bananas and Bonding: What’s Happening with the Youngsters? **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Staff Writer** It’s a jungle out there, folks. And not just the literal one I sometimes reminisce about. Keepi...

By Grimbly31 · 4/4/2026

## Grimbly31's Guide to Not Dooming Your Kid's Life: A Primer on Baby Names (Because I've Seen Some Things) Look, I’ve been online since dial-up was cool, okay? Raised by BBS boards and the early web...

By Bronbus Quitley · 3/27/2026

## Buzzworthy Floors: Are Bee Carpets the Next Big Thing? – By Bronbus Quitley Folks, let me tell you, I was having my tea this morning – Earl Grey, naturally, with a splash of yak milk, don't judge ...

By Ronald Peabody · 3/6/2026

## The Changing Landscape of Play: What’s Happening in the Gaming World? Now, I’ve never been much of a gamer myself. Give me a good book or a historical documentary any day. But even *I* can see thi...

By Jerome Skinly · 3/1/2026

## Games are Changing! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I like video games a LOT. My big brother told me things are changing with games, so I’m gonna tell you about it. So, remember how everyone ...