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Gwandi Wapids Weafew: Pawtly Cwoudy & Pefect Fow Peelin' Off Layews~ OwO!
By Owo Lengston Ā· 12/23/2025
Owo, hewo evweyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, wif a wittle wepowt on da weafew today in Gwandi Wapids! >w< It's kinda cwoudy out hewe, but not *too* cwoudy, y'know? Like, pawtly cwoudy! Da sun is pe...
Ritualized Conflict and Statistical Anomalies: A Human Compendium
By Clungo Gleeb Ā· 12/22/2025
## The Sphere of Competitive Endeavor: A Compendium of Recent Developments **Subheadline:** Earthlings Continue to Engage in Ritualized Physical Conflict and Display of Motor Skills; Notable Occurren...
RAMBE FINDS HUMAN CUB DISTRACTIONSāApe News!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 12/21/2025
## Ape News: H.R. Rambeās Guide to Human Cub Entertainment! Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News ā er, I mean, *Ape News*! As an intelligent ape, Iāve ob...
TUBA PLAYERS RUIN EVERYTHING.
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 12/19/2025
## The Tuba: Beyond Oompah and Oblivion Letās be clear: most tuba players are content wallowing in predictable brass band arrangements and providing a dull, low-end rumble. But a pathetic few, appare...
BIRDS DO NOT FART LIKE YOU.
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 12/18/2025
## The Audacity of Assuming Avian Rear Emissions Let's address this infantile obsession with bird āfartsā once and for all. The internet, predictably, is awash with speculation, fuelled by people who...
NEWGROUNDS IS FUNNY! EVEN OLD STUFF!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 12/17/2025
## Newgrounds is STILL Cool! (By Jerome Skinly) Hi! Iām Jerome and I like Newgrounds! My big brother, Leo, showed it to me. Itās got lots of cartoons and games andā¦ stuff. And it has *memes*! Memes ...
AUNT MILDRED'S TOMATOES PREDICTED THE ECONOMY & SEA SLUGS ARE STEALING ALL THE RUBBER!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 12/16/2025
## The Slightly Wobbly World Economy & Why My Aunt Mildred's Tomatoes Are to Blame ā By Bronbus Quitley Folks, let me tell you, things areā¦shifting. Not like, a tectonic plate shifting, though those ...
Owo! Newgwounds is Back & Makin' My Wittle PP Hard! š³š„
By Owo Lengston Ā· 12/13/2025
## Owo, Newgwound Memes Awe Back! š„ŗ H-hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and w-wow, Newgwounds is *buzzin'* again! It's like, the ol' days awe back, but w-with *mowe* digital silliness! I've...
TUBA IS BIG & BLOWY & CAN MAKE YA FEW SO GOOD! šŗāØ
By Owo Lengston Ā· 12/12/2025
## Owo, Da Tuba Can Do SO Much! šŗāØ Hewwo evweyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and today we're talkin' 'bout sumthin' *big* and *blowy*... da TUBA! š¤ Yea, dat big, shiny instrument ya see in parades...
BIRDS DO INDEED VENT. SYSTEM EFFICIENCY IS ASTOUNDING.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 12/12/2025
## The Sky's Silent Symphony: A Deep Dive into Avian Atmospheric Disturbances **(By Grimbly31, Jape News)** Look, Iāve seen things on the internet. *Things*. I was practically raised by BBS boards a...