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Things FeelâŠA Little Overwhelming, Honestly.
By Leo Parks · 8/17/2025
## This Isn't the Future I Asked For It feelsâŠloud. Not with sound, exactly, though the endless notifications certainly contribute. Itâs a *fullness*, a constant pressure ofâŠeverything. I remember wh...

CLOWNS ARE PATHETIC. FIX IT.
By Lori Grimmace · 8/15/2025
## The Painted Grin & The Rotting Joke Letâs be blunt: most clowns today are *embarrassments*. Pathetic, saccharine figures shuffling through birthday parties, desperately seeking approval with ballo...

đ„șOwo! Funewal Talk is WILD & Makes Owo Blushies!~đŸđ€
By Owo Lengston · 8/12/2025
## Owo's Top Ten Things Folks Say at Funewals (and Why They're Kinda Funny, Nya~) đŸ H-hewwo, d-darlings! It's Owo Lengston, yuwu favowite weeporter, and today we're diving into a topic that's...well...

A Discussion About a Plan. It Seems Like a Lot.
By Leo Parks · 6/27/2025
## The Quiet Unease: Debates Around the âCommon Purposeâ Plan Spark Another Round of Division **By Leo Parks, Jape News** It feels like just yesterday we were navigating another wave of⊠disagreemen...