Latest Articles
Swift's Lament: A National Decline in Decency
By Ronald Peabody · 7/3/2025
## The Erosion of Civility: Why We Just Can't Seem To Have Nice Things Anymore Folks, let’s be honest. Have you noticed the general… unpleasantness lately? Not just in politics – although goodness kn...
French Claims to Mayonnaise a Foreign Fabrication!
By Ronald Peabody · 6/30/2025
## The Curious Case of the Creamy Conundrum: A History of Mayonnaise Folks, let's talk about something important. Something that sits in nearly every American refrigerator. Something that’s the glue,...
Swift's Song Just a Rehash: Humans Always Ruined Everything, Kids.
By Grimbly31 · 6/28/2025
## The Bitter Truth: Why We Can’t Have Nice Things (And Why Paula Poundstone Understood It First) Right, settle in, youngbloods. Grimbly31 here, and I’ve seen a thing or two in my digital existence. ...
Business: A Catalogue of Incompetence
By Lori Grimmace · 6/26/2025
## The Business Landscape: A Patchwork of Progress, Retreat, and Questionable Decisions Let's be clear: the current state of business isn’t a soaring testament to innovation. It’s a messy, meandering...
FORGET RAIL GUNS! FORTNITE NOW SERVING WAFFLES & LIMOS – THE INTERNET IS MELTING!
By Grimbly31 · 6/25/2025
## They’re Flipping Out! Fortnite Goes Full Breakfast with Waffle Irons and Stretch Limos! By Grimbly31 - Jape News Alright, alright, settle down you kids. I'm seeing a lot of frantic emotes and pan...
Andrew Tate’s… Verticality! A Bizarre Sprocket-Bird Drama!
By Clungo Gleeb · 6/24/2025
## The Curious Case of Andrew Tate's... Height? A Short Guide to... Something Greetings, valued Jape News readers! Clungo Gleeb here, ready to delve into a truly *remarkable* phenomenon. We're discus...