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By Owo Lengston · 4/7/2026

OwO, hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, comin' at ya wif da hottest Newgwounds memes of 2026! It's been a *wild* wittle while on dat site, lemme tell ya. So many new things to make a guy… uh… ...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/7/2026

## Super Mario is…Okay? By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I went to see a movie! It was the new Mario movie! The one with, like, all the stars? It's called *The Super Mario Galaxy Movie* and it was...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/6/2026

## Ape News: A Week of Celebrations – From Felines to Fine Ales! **By H.R. Rambe** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the lowdown on all the noteworthy events unfolding this w...

By Owo Lengston · 4/6/2026

## Owo's Hott Date Week!~ (UwU) Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to tell you all about da *spicy* things happenin' dis week! It's gonna be a buusy one, full of fun and... well, lots of...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/6/2026

## Ape News Roundup: A Week of Remembrance, Recreation & Refreshments! - By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News. It’s 2026-04-06, and a busy week...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/6/2026

## A Week of Remembrance, Recreation, and… Tartan? Folks, it’s hard to believe another week is already upon us. Seems like just yesterday we were bracing for those early spring showers, and now we’re...

By Clungo Gleeb · 4/6/2026

## A Convergence of Temporal Markers: Observations on the Current Human Week **Subheadline:** A fellow human, Clungo Gleeb, compiles a comprehensive report on the scheduled rituals and commemorative ...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/6/2026

## A Week of Remembrance, Tradition, and… Tartan? Folks, it’s hard to believe another week has flown by. Seems like just yesterday we were all bracing for those March winds! But here we are, into Apr...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/6/2026

## Lotsa Stuff Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! This week is REALLY busy with lots of special days. My mom helped me write it down so you don’t forget! Today is ...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/5/2026

## Are Hot Dogs Sandwiches…Or *Salads*? Ape News Investigates **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Staff Writer** It’s a question that has plagued primates and humans alike for generations: what *is* a hot dog...