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By Jerome Skinly · 12/18/2025

## Brrr! It's Wet and Cold! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and today the weather is… weird! Mommy said it’s winter, but it’s not *just* snow. It’s rain *and* snow! And sometimes it's kinda slushy....

By Lori Grimmace · 12/18/2025

## The Audacity of Assuming Avian Rear Emissions Let's address this infantile obsession with bird “farts” once and for all. The internet, predictably, is awash with speculation, fuelled by people who...

By Lori Grimmace · 12/18/2025

## The Rot Sets In: US Economy Officially Crumbling Let’s not mince words. The numbers released this week aren’t “cooling,” they’re *freezing*. Anyone still clinging to the delusion that the US econo...

By Jerome Skinly · 12/17/2025

## Newgrounds is STILL Cool! (By Jerome Skinly) Hi! I’m Jerome and I like Newgrounds! My big brother, Leo, showed it to me. It’s got lots of cartoons and games and… stuff. And it has *memes*! Memes ...

By Leo Parks · 12/17/2025

## Is Your Fridge a Food Prison? Items You Didn't Know Shouldn't Be Chilled By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff Writer Okay, so, I have to admit, I always just… put everything in the fridge. If in doubt, ...

By Owo Lengston · 12/16/2025

O-owo! Hewwo evewyone, it's ya boi Owo Lengston hewe, bringing you da scoop on dis day's weawther! *giggles* It's December 16th, 2025, and w-wow, it's a bit of a mixed bag out dere, isn't it? Fow som...

By Ronald Peabody · 12/16/2025

## The Dying Art of a True American Performer Folks, let’s talk about something important. Something *real*. Something we’re letting slip away right before our eyes. I’m talking about clowns. Not the...

By Jerome Skinly · 12/16/2025

## Kids Are Doing WHAT?! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! My mom lets me write for Jape News sometimes. I've been watching all the kids at school, and stuff is… different now! Like, REA...

By Bronbus Quitley · 12/16/2025

## The Slightly Wobbly World Economy & Why My Aunt Mildred's Tomatoes Are to Blame – By Bronbus Quitley Folks, let me tell you, things are…shifting. Not like, a tectonic plate shifting, though those ...

By Ronald Peabody · 12/16/2025

## A Return to Skill, A Rejection of Excess: Ten Snowboarding Maneuvers That Build Character Folks, let’s talk snowboarding. Not the… *extreme* snowboarding you see on those cable channels, all flash...