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Clowns: A Timeless Tradition Under Attack by Modern Sensibilities
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 9/23/2025
## The Painted Smile: A Look Back at the Noble History of the Clown Folks, let's talk about clowns. Now, I know what some of you are thinking ā scary, maybe? A bit unsettling? Well, I'm here to tell ...

World Unraveling: Chaos, Conflict, and the Collapse of Common Sense.
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 9/10/2025
## A World Spinning Faster, and Not Always in a Good Direction Folks, let's be frank. If you've been paying attention to the news lately ā and I commend you if you have, despite the constant barrage ...

Router Hack Threatens American HomesāForeign Devices to Blame!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 9/10/2025
## The Silent Invasion: Are Your Routers Turning Against You? Folks, Iāve been covering technology for Jape News for a good long while now, and I thought Iād seen it all. Viruses, worms, Trojans⦠itā...

Ancient Evil Mirrors Modern Decay: Is āCthulhuā a Leftist Plot?
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 9/3/2025
## The Rising Tide and the Erosion of Tradition: Is āCthulhuā a Warning From the Deep? Folks, Iāve been doing some research. Important research. And frankly, what Iāve uncovered is deeply unsettling....

Swift & Poundstone Lead Nation's Decline ā āNice Thingsā Now Just An Excuse For Waste!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 8/29/2025
## The Crumbling of Civilization, One Broken Trinket at a Time Folks, letās talk about a national epidemic. No, not inflation, though Lord knows thatās a problem. Iām talking about *carelessness*. A ...

Swifties & Sanders: Is American Sport Losing Its Spine?
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 8/27/2025
## The State of Competition: Are We Losing Sight of What Matters? Folks, Iāve been following sports for a long time, and let me tell you, something just *feels* different these days. Itās not just th...

Block Party Bloodshed & Putin Parleys: America Under Assault!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 8/9/2025
## A Troubling Week for American Streets & Diplomacy Folks, itās been a grim week, a stark reminder of the challenges facing our nation and the world. Let's not sugarcoat things. Weāre seeing a break...

Clooney Sees the Light: Hollywood Star Backs Strong America!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 8/8/2025
## Hollywood Hypocrite? Clooney Signals Rightward Turn, Calls for Strong America It seems even in the glittering world of Hollywood, common sense is beginning to prevail. George Clooney, the actor lo...

Rediscovering Real Childhood: Reclaim Family Values Before Itās Too Late!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 8/8/2025
## Keeping Your Kids Engaged: Old-Fashioned Fun in a Modern World Folks, it seems like just yesterday our youngsters were learning to tie their shoes, and now theyāre practically teenagers! Where doe...

Internet's Odd Corner: Newgrounds Still Thriving Despite Everything.
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 8/7/2025
## The Wild Frontier of Internet Humor: Whatās Trending on Newgrounds in 2025 For nearly three decades, Newgrounds has been a cornerstone of internet creativity. While the mainstream media chases fle...