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HUMAN YOUNG TOY CRAZE DETAILED IN LATEST APE NEWS REPORT!

By H.R. Rambe Ā· 4/25/2026

## Ape News: What the Little Ones Will Be Playing With in '25! – By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News – er, *Jape* News, of course. I’ve been o...

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BUTTERFLIES HIPPOS PENGUINS AND MORE!!!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 4/17/2026

## Fun Stuff To Do! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! My mom says I gotta write about fun things to do with your kids. Like, if you *have* kids. Which is cool! So, there's this place ca...

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Parties Can Be A Little Much, Honestly

By Leo Parks Ā· 4/8/2026

## Party Foul: When Birthday Fun Goes Wrong It's that time of year again – birthday season! Everyone loves a good party, especially kids. But let me tell you, after attending… well, *a lot* of partie...

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COLD AND MAYBE FLOODS! AND WINDY HAIR!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 4/6/2026

## Brrr! And Maybe Rain? - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m seven! Today it’s kinda cold. My mom said it’s 37 degrees! That’s like… really cold for April. I like when it’s warm enou...

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COLD WET SNOWY SHOWERS!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 4/6/2026

## Brrr! It’s Cold and Wet! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I’m seven! Today the weather is kinda yucky. My mom looked at the computer and said it’s 36 degrees! That’s REALLY cold. It was even colder befor...

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KEYS GONE WHERE DID THEY GO?!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 4/4/2026

## Uh Oh. Where *Did* They Go?! By Jerome Skinly, Jape News It is… a problem. A BIG problem. I lost my keys! Mommy says keys are *super* important because they open things. Like the door to our hous...

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WIND AND RAIN AND MAYBE SPLASHES!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 4/4/2026

## Rain and Wind! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I'm seven! Today the weather is kinda wild. My mom said there might be tornadoes way over in some other states, like where the cows live! That sounds scary...

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RAIN AND WIND AND BUNNY CLOUDS!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 4/3/2026

## Rain and Wind! Hi! My name is Jerome and I’m seven! Today the weather is… kinda wet. My mom told me it might rain, and it is! Not super hard, just little showers. Like when you take a bath but the...

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GRAY SKY AND RAIN BOOO!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 4/3/2026

## The Sky is Gray! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I’m seven! Today the weather is… kinda yucky. It’s not SNOW, which is good ā€˜cause I don’t wanna build another snowman, but it’s not SUNNY either. It’s al...

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BIG STORMS AND COLD! I CAN BUILD A FORT!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 4/3/2026

## Rainy Day Fun! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and today the weather is REALLY wet! I looked at the grown-up weather places on the computer with my mom. It said in Grand Rapids, where I live, there’s gonna ...