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HOT DOGS ARE NOT SANDWICHES!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/23/2026
## Are Hot Dogs...Sandwiches OR Salads?! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I was wondering something REALLY important. Are hot dogs sandwiches? My dad likes hot dogs a LOT. And he was talking to Un...
TEXAS HEAT & MICHIGAN GRIT: REAL AMERICANS DONâT NEED WEATHER HAND-HOLDING.
By Ronald Peabody · 4/19/2026
## A Tale of Two Climates: Resilience in the Face of⊠Well, Weather Folks, letâs talk about the weather. It's something we all face, every single day, and frankly, it says a lot about a place â and t...
CROWS: A DARK OMEN FOR AMERICA'S FUTURE?
By Ronald Peabody · 4/14/2026
## The Shadowed Skies: A Look at America's Crows â And What They Represent Now, Iâve been thinking a lot lately about whatâs happening to our country. We see changes all around us, and sometimes, it ...
BADGERS, ACCOUNTANT ROBOTS, AND REVOLTING PIGEONS: My Aunt Mildred Knew!
By Bronbus Quitley · 4/8/2026
## This Isn't the Future I Asked For - By Bronbus Quitley Right, alright, settle down, settle down! Bronbus Quitley here, your intrepid reporter, and boy oh boy, do I have a story for you. A REAL sto...
NYC Weather Finally CooperatesâReal Sunshine, Not Radical Climate Change!
By Ronald Peabody · 4/7/2026
## A Return to Sanity: New York City Enjoys a Pleasant Day â For Now Folks, letâs be honest. Weâve been spoiled rotten. Years of increasingly⊠*unpredictable* weather, folks blaming everything from g...
Weakening Resolve: Is Bad Weather A Sign Of National Decline?
By Ronald Peabody · 4/5/2026
## A Dampening of the American Spirit? Cloudy Skies Over Grand Rapids Folks, letâs be honest. The weather⊠well, itâs *trying* to bring us down. Here in Heartside, Grand Rapids, weâre looking at a gr...
WEATHER WHIPLASH: ISN'T MOTHER NATURE A LIBERAL?
By Ronald Peabody · 4/5/2026
## A Nation on Edge: Is This Spring⊠or a Return to the Ice Age? Folks, letâs talk sense. Weâve been bombarded with these âclimate changeâ narratives for years, and frankly, itâs confusing honest, ha...
NATION UNDER SIEGE BY WEATHERâARE WE LOSING OUR GRIT?
By Ronald Peabody · 4/5/2026
## Nature's Fury: Are We Being Softened Up? Folks, Iâm looking out my window and let me tell you, itâs *raining*. Not a gentle, nourishing rain, mind you, but a proper, soaking, biblical downpour. An...
Unseasonable Storms Signal Decay of American Values
By Ronald Peabody · 4/5/2026
## A Chill in the Air and a Sign of the Times? Folks, let's talk about the weather. Not just the "what's it doing right now" kind of weather, but what it *means*. Now, Iâve been watching the skies fo...
WEATHER ATTACKS: Is America Under Divine Judgment?
By Ronald Peabody · 4/4/2026
## Nature's Fury: Are We Being Punished? Folks, Iâm looking out my window here in Grand Rapids and frankly, itâs a mess. A *mess*. Light rain, a downright chilly 40 degrees, and a wind thatâll knock ...