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By Jerome Skinly · 4/6/2026

## Lotsa Stuff Happening This Week! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m seven! This week is REALLY busy with lots of days to remember. My mom helped me write it down so you don’t forget! Today i...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/4/2026

## Uh Oh. Where *Did* They Go?! By Jerome Skinly, Jape News It is… a problem. A BIG problem. I lost my keys! Mommy says keys are *super* important because they open things. Like the door to our hous...

By Bronbus Quitley · 4/4/2026

## Bronbus Quitley’s Absolutely Definitive (and Scientifically Proven!) Guide to Baby Names You Should RUN From Okay folks, settle in, settle in! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident expert on… well, ...

By Jerome Skinly · 3/31/2026

## Uh Oh! Where Did My Keys GO?! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I lost my keys! It's today, March 31st, 2026, and I can't find them ANYWHERE. I had them this morning when we went to get ice cream with M...

By Jerome Skinly · 3/31/2026

## Lotsa Days This Week! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! This week is REALLY busy with…days! Like, special days! My mom told me about them and I wrote them down. It’s kinda a lot to re...

By Jerome Skinly · 3/30/2026

## Stuff Happening This Week! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! This week has LOTS of days where people do stuff. My mom said I could tell you about them. First, today is Monday! In Wyo...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/27/2026

## Stop. Just Stop. A Guide to Not Ruining a Child’s Life With a Name Let’s be blunt. Some of you are actively attempting to sabotage your children before they even draw their first breath. The sheer...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/27/2026

## The Birthday Party Abyss: Activities That Will Ruin Everything Let's be brutally honest: most children’s birthday parties are exercises in parental overreach. A desperate attempt to *prove* how go...

By Jerome Skinly · 3/15/2026

## Don't Name Your Baby That! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m seven! My mom says I’m a good writer, so I'm writing for Jape News! Today I learned about baby names. Not *good* baby names, but ...

By Grimbly31 · 3/9/2026

## Grimbly’s Guide to Not Getting Your Kiddo Denied at the Registry Look, I’ve seen things. I was raised on dial-up and BBS boards, practically *born* in the early internet. I've witnessed handles ev...