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CLOWNS: AVOID.
By Lori Grimmace · 1/16/2026
## Painted Faces, Empty Souls: A Dissection of the Clown Let's be clear: the recent resurgence of "clown appreciation" is nauseating. These garishly painted figures, historically and presently, are n...
Submerged Mass and Human Conceptual Frameworks: A Detailed Assessment
By Clungo Gleeb · 1/10/2026
## Submerged Entity of Considerable Mass Gains Renewed Attention **A Detailed Examination of the âCthulhuâ Phenomenon and Associated Human Belief Systems** **January 10, 2026** â Recent discourse, p...
Owo! So Many Days To Get Spunky With!~ đ€€đâš
By Owo Lengston · 1/5/2026
## Owo, So Much Happening This Week! A Wittle Guide to All da Fun!~ đ„ș Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to hewp you keep twack of aww da impowtant stuff happening wight now! It's Januw...
FORTNITE HAS KIM KARDASHIAN AND A TREE!
By Jerome Skinly · 12/30/2025
## Fortnite is SO COOL Right Now! By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iâm Jerome and I REALLY like Fortnite. A LOT. My big brother tells me all about it and Iâm gonna tell *you* about it now! So, like, a bunch of ...
SLIME AND STUFF IS WILD!
By Jerome Skinly · 12/16/2025
## Kids Are Doing WHAT?! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! My mom lets me write for Jape News sometimes. I've been watching all the kids at school, and stuff is⊠different now! Like, REA...
CTHULHU: AVOIDABLE NONSENSE.
By Lori Grimmace · 12/12/2025
## The Myth, The Madness, The Misunderstanding: A Thorough Dissection of the Cthulhu Cult Letâs be blunt: the fascination with this âCthulhuâ is profoundly irritating. Decades of amateur occultists, ...
BAKING IS DEAD.
By Lori Grimmace · 12/11/2025
## The Descent into Gimmickry: When Baking Met Misguided Ambition Letâs be clear: the culinary world has officially jumped the shark. It wasnât enough to simply *bake* things, no. Now, apparently, we...
FLAGDAY.EXE OVERLOAD.
By Grimbly31 · 11/24/2025
## This Week in⊠Everything? A Holiday Hodgepodge for the Chronically Online (and Offline, I Guess) Okay, look. My feed is *screaming*. Not the usual doomscroll variety, but a cascade of vaguely cele...
Clown Craze: From Harmless Fun to Cultural Corruption?
By Ronald Peabody · 11/22/2025
## The Painted Smile: A Look Behind the Red Nose For generations, the sight of a brightly colored costume and a painted smile has signaled one thing: laughter. Clowns. Theyâve tumbled into our circus...
WRESTLING MOVES ARE SOOOO FUNNY!
By Jerome Skinly · 11/12/2025
## WHOA! The SILLIEST Wrestling Moves EVER! Hi! Iâm Jerome Skinly and I LOVE wrestling! My dad lets me stay up kinda late sometimes to watch it with him. It's SO COOL! But I was thinking⊠some of the...