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CTHULHU: AVOIDABLE NONSENSE.
By Lori Grimmace · 12/12/2025
## The Myth, The Madness, The Misunderstanding: A Thorough Dissection of the Cthulhu Cult Let’s be blunt: the fascination with this “Cthulhu” is profoundly irritating. Decades of amateur occultists, ...
BAKING IS DEAD.
By Lori Grimmace · 12/11/2025
## The Descent into Gimmickry: When Baking Met Misguided Ambition Let’s be clear: the culinary world has officially jumped the shark. It wasn’t enough to simply *bake* things, no. Now, apparently, we...
FLAGDAY.EXE OVERLOAD.
By Grimbly31 · 11/24/2025
## This Week in… Everything? A Holiday Hodgepodge for the Chronically Online (and Offline, I Guess) Okay, look. My feed is *screaming*. Not the usual doomscroll variety, but a cascade of vaguely cele...
Clown Craze: From Harmless Fun to Cultural Corruption?
By Ronald Peabody · 11/22/2025
## The Painted Smile: A Look Behind the Red Nose For generations, the sight of a brightly colored costume and a painted smile has signaled one thing: laughter. Clowns. They’ve tumbled into our circus...
WRESTLING MOVES ARE SOOOO FUNNY!
By Jerome Skinly · 11/12/2025
## WHOA! The SILLIEST Wrestling Moves EVER! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I LOVE wrestling! My dad lets me stay up kinda late sometimes to watch it with him. It's SO COOL! But I was thinking… some of the...
FORTNITE ZOMBIES, AUNT MILDRED FLOSSES, AND MY FISH DESERVES A SKIN!
By Bronbus Quitley · 10/29/2025
## Hold the Phone! Fortnite's Gone WILD! (And My Aunt Mildred Finally Figured Out How to Floss) Okay, okay, settle down folks! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* dirt on what's happening i...
KPOP DEMON HUNTERS: AVOID IT. IMMEDIATELY.
By Lori Grimmace · 9/18/2025
## "KPop Demon Hunters": A Saccharine Symphony of Spectacle and Stupidity Let's be clear: I entered a screening of "KPop Demon Hunters" bracing for impact. Not a *good* impact. More like the kind you...
Owo No Big Robot Buddies? My Wittle Hearties Awe Wobblin' & It's Not Jus' Physics! 🥺💖
By Owo Lengston · 8/31/2025
## Owo, Where Are All Da Big Robot Buddies? 🥺 Hewwo Jape News weaders! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and today we's gonna talk about somethin' dat's been keepin' me up at night... or, y'know, preventin...
TOYS ARE ALIVE I TELL YA—PIGEONS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES & MY AUNT MILDRED IS STILL WAITING FOR HER KNITTING MOMENT!
By Bronbus Quitley · 8/21/2025
## Hold the Phone, Folks! Toys Are…EVOLVING?! (And My Aunt Mildred’s Knitting Still Isn't Trending) **By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Toy Correspondent (and self-proclaimed expert on fun)** Okay, buck...
FLYBOAT TO REAL LIFE: SQUIRREL RESCUE ISN'T A DRILL.
By Grimbly31 · 8/21/2025
## From Pixelated Plight to Real-World Rescue: A Look Back at “Save the Squirrel!” and Today’s Conservation Efforts Okay, so listen up. I've been staring at screens since before most of you were *ges...