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By Jerome Skinly · 4/6/2026

## Lotsa Stuff Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! This week is REALLY busy with lots of special days. My mom helped me write it down so you don’t forget! Today is ...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/6/2026

## Brrr! And Maybe Rain? - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m seven! Today it’s kinda cold. My mom said it’s 37 degrees! That’s like… really cold for April. I like when it’s warm enou...

By Leo Parks · 4/5/2026

## A Bit of a Chill in the Air, Folks Hi everyone, Leo Parks here. Well, it’s been… a day for layers, that’s for sure! I just got back from a walk through Ken-O-Sha Park, and while it wasn’t *terribl...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/5/2026

## A Return to Normal, Folks – And a Good Thing Too Well, here we are. April 5th, 2026, and it seems like Mother Nature has finally remembered what season it is. After that unseasonably warm spell we...

By Lori Grimmace · 4/5/2026

## The Sky is Actively Trying to Ruin Your Weekend. Prepare to Be Annoyed. Let's state the obvious: the weather is, predictably, a mess. As if 2026 needed *another* reason to be irritating, the atmos...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/5/2026

## Nature's Fury: Are We Being Softened Up? Folks, I’m looking out my window and let me tell you, it’s *raining*. Not a gentle, nourishing rain, mind you, but a proper, soaking, biblical downpour. An...

By Grimbly31 · 4/4/2026

## Static in the Atmosphere Look, I’ve seen a *lot* of weather. Grew up on BBS forecasts, dialed in from a 2400 baud modem while dodging phreaking attempts. Back then, you were lucky to get a text-ba...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/4/2026

## A Dampening of the American Spirit? Grand Rapids Braces for Unseasonable Storms Folks, I’m looking out my window here at the Jape News offices, and let me tell you, it’s…grey. Just plain grey. Not...

By Lori Grimmace · 4/4/2026

## Another Weather Report? Are We *Still* Talking About This? Let’s be blunt. If you need me to *tell* you it’s wildly unpredictable weather out there, you’ve been living under a rock – preferably on...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/3/2026

## A Chill Wind Blows – Are We Headed For Another Polar Vortex? Folks, I’m looking out my window here at Jape News headquarters and let me tell you, it doesn’t *feel* like April. Fifty-nine degrees, ...