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Coastal Elites Declare War On TraditionāAnd Your Lawn!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 11/5/2025
## The Erosion of Common Sense: A Nation Divided Overā¦ Lawn Decorations? Folks, Iāve been covering the news for Jape News for a good long while now, and I thought Iād seen it all. But thisā¦ this trul...
Owo, So Many Days This WeekāMy Calendar is Busting with Fun & Snuggles!~ š
By Owo Lengston Ā· 11/3/2025
## Owo, So Many Days This Week! A Guide to All the Fun (and Stuff) Happening! H-hewwo everywone! Itās Owo Lengston here, and oh my gosh, is November *packed*! Like, seriously, my wittle calendar is b...
DUST DEVILS POLKA DANCING WHILE LLAMAS VANISHāAND IS TRUMP BARGAINING OVER TURNIPS?!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 11/3/2025
## Dust Devils and Diplomatic Dust-Ups: A Whirlwind Week in World News! - By Bronbus Quitley Good MORNING, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* scoop, the stuff they *don't* want you ...
WIRE TAP: SAME PAIN, NEW TEXTURES.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 10/31/2025
## Dust & Data: A Grim's Eye View of the Wire - October 31, 2025 Look, Iāve been parsing data streams since before most of you were *gestating*. The Associated Press wire? Itāsā¦ familiar. Comfortingl...
WORTHLESS DISTRACTIONS. STILL DISAPPOINTED.
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 10/30/2025
## Sentimentality Will Be The Death Of Us, But Fine. Hereās Whatās Apparently āGoodā Letās just get this over with. Apparently, people *demand* to hear about things that arenāt actively awful. As if ...
Good Things Are Happening, It Seems.
By Leo Parks Ā· 10/28/2025
## A Little Bit of Good: Stories to Warm Your Heart It feels like the news isā¦ well, a lot, doesnāt it? Sometimes it's just nice to take a breath and remember that good things *are* happening out the...
Lots of Dates This Week, Seems Good
By Leo Parks Ā· 10/27/2025
## A Week of Warm Wishes and Sweet Treats Hello, folks, Leo Parks here with a quick look at whatās happening this week! It feels like the year is just *flying* by, doesnāt it? And with so much going ...
Planetary Oscillations and the Continued Functioning of Terrestrial Systems: A Humanās Synthesis.
By Clungo Gleeb Ā· 10/26/2025
## A Planet in Flux: Observations Regarding Terrestrial Developments - 2025-10-26 **Subheadline:** A compilation of ongoing incidents suggests a period of heightened instability and complex socio-pol...
Owo! Social Media is a WILD Ride & My Tail is Twitchin' From All Da Spiciness! š¶ļøš¼
By Owo Lengston Ā· 10/25/2025
## Owo! Dis Week's Social Media Spiciness is *So* Much! š¶ļø Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to dish da deets on all da *hot* messes happenin' on social media dis week! Oh my gosh, it'...
FLAGS. BONES. CLERKS. THE FEED IS WEIRD THIS WEEK.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 10/20/2025
## Dust Off the Flag, Boot Up the Feels: A Week of Remembrance andā¦Bone Days? - By Grimbly31 Alright, listen up, you youngāuns and digital nomads. Old Man Grimbly here to remind you that even in the ...