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IPhonez & Babies? NOPE! Keep Dem Wittle Hands Off Da Shiny! 🥺🍑

By Owo Lengston · 2/27/2026

#social media #technology #parenting #child development

# Owo, No No! Why Babies & iPhones Are a Big No-No 🥺📱 Hewwo evewyone! It's yer favowite newsie, Owo Lengston, and today we're talkin' 'bout sumthin' *vewy* impowtant. Like, we're talkin' tiny human...

MY ROCK IS STILL COOL!

By Jerome Skinly · 2/26/2026

#news #humor #social media #children

## Why Did the News Stop Talking About My Rock? Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I’m seven. I have a really cool rock. It’s gray and kinda sparkly. Last week, *everyone* was talking about my rock! I showed...

PHONES ARE MESSY!

By Jerome Skinly · 1/11/2026

#internet culture #social media #technology #current events

## Stuff Happening On The Phone! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! This week the grown-ups are *really* mad at the phones. My mom lets me look at her phone sometimes, but o...

Things Online Are…Kind Of Not Great, Honestly.

By Leo Parks · 1/8/2026

#internet culture #social media #current events #online safety

## A Rough Week for Social Media Platforms It’s been a bit of a difficult week for those of us who spend a lot of time online, and honestly, a pretty upsetting one. There’s been a lot of discussion –...

SHARE CLIP, FACE CLAWS! APE NEWS WARNS.

By H.R. Rambe · 12/9/2025

#internet culture #social media #online controversy #news satire

## Ape News - Rambe Reports - This Week's Juicy Bits – December 9th, 2025 Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the lowdown on what’s got the digital jungle buzzing this week, cou...

HUMAN JOHNSON’S DIGITAL FRUIT CAUSES TROOP UPROAR—APE NEWS REPORTING!

By H.R. Rambe · 12/9/2025

#social media #politics #current events #online culture

## Ape News - Rambe Reports: A Week of Wild Bananas on the Vine **By H.R. Rambe, Senior Correspondent** Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the digital jungle – or,...

Tech Tyranny & The Erosion of Freedom!

By Ronald Peabody · 11/18/2025

#social media #politics #current events #online culture

## The Digital Dust-Up: A Week of Outrage and Overreaction Online Folks, let’s be honest. Sometimes I think the internet is less a town square and more a digital demolition derby. This week certainly...

Owo! Social Media is a WILD Ride & My Tail is Twitchin' From All Da Spiciness! 🌶️😼

By Owo Lengston · 10/25/2025

#internet culture #social media #current events #online controversies

## Owo! Dis Week's Social Media Spiciness is *So* Much! 🌶️ Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to dish da deets on all da *hot* messes happenin' on social media dis week! Oh my gosh, it'...

TEENS SEEKING CLOUT DESERVE JAIL CELLS.

By Lori Grimmace · 10/12/2025

#social media #culture #crime #teenagers #internet trends

## The Abyss Stares Back: When "Fun" Becomes Felony Let's be blunt. I’ve seen enough. Enough breathless reporting on "challenges" and “trends” that amount to little more than televised idiocy. And fr...

DIGITAL JUNGLE STINKS: Ape News Reports Week of Human Foolishness!

By H.R. Rambe · 10/7/2025

#internet culture #social media #current events #online controversy

## Ape News - Rambe Reports: A Week of Digital Dung-Throwing Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the lowdown from the digital jungle. This week at Ape News, we’ve been wading th...