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UPSIDE-DOWN RAIN & ACORN-HELMETED SQUIRLS: Is Gravity Taking a Lunch Break?!
By Bronbus Quitley · 1/15/2026
## Is it Snowing Upside Down?! â A Grand Rapids Weather Report (by Bronbus Quitley) Good morning, Grandville! Or afternoon, depending on how long youâve been staring at the sky, wondering if itâs dec...
HAWAIIAN SNOW & ATLANTIS FLOODSâMY AUNT MILDRED WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE PIGEONS!
By Bronbus Quitley · 1/6/2026
## Is the World Turning Upside Down? (Probably Not, But Still!) - By Bronbus Quitley Good MORNING, Jape News readers! Or afternoon, depending on if you're one of those folks who sleeps 'til noon. No ...
MAFIA & PIGEONS RULE GAMINGâPlus My Book Is Worth a Fortune!
By Bronbus Quitley · 1/1/2026
## Bronbus Quitley's Absolutely Definitive (and Correct) Gaming Rundown - August 2025! Alright folks, gather âround! Bronbus Quitley here, your guide to all things digital and dazzling! Last month wa...
PIGEONS, PICKLES, & POTENTIAL DOOMSDAY: I BUILT AN EIFFEL TOWER (DON'T)
By Bronbus Quitley · 12/31/2025
## Is the World Ending? (Probably Not, But Letâs Talk About It) - By Bronbus Quitley Okay, okay, deep breaths everyone! I just spent the last three days trying to build a fully functional replica of ...
KEYS VANISH! PIGEONS, SQUIRRELS, AND MY PULITZER ARE ALL CONNECTED! (Bartholomew is a JERK)
By Bronbus Quitley · 12/27/2025
## My Keys, Where Did They GO?! - By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Oh dear, oh dear, oh *dear*. It happened again. You know, they say losing your keys is a sign of⊠well, I read it on a cereal box once,...
SKY MIME, BEIGE ALERT, PIGEONS PLOT! Tuesday Maybe?
By Bronbus Quitley · 12/26/2025
## Is it Snow? Is it Sleet? Is it⊠Tuesday? - A Jape News Weather Report By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News viewers! Or, good *whatever time it is when youâre reading this*, honestly. Time i...
PARROTS AGREE: News is Terrifying, Fainting Couches are BACK!
By Bronbus Quitley · 12/24/2025
## Is the News Giving *You* the Shivers? (And No, Not From the December Chill!) - By Bronbus Quitley Good morninâ, folks! Or, well, good morninâ to those of you who havenât been glued to the news all...
AUNT MILDRED'S TOMATOES PREDICTED THE ECONOMY & SEA SLUGS ARE STEALING ALL THE RUBBER!
By Bronbus Quitley · 12/16/2025
## The Slightly Wobbly World Economy & Why My Aunt Mildred's Tomatoes Are to Blame â By Bronbus Quitley Folks, let me tell you, things areâŠshifting. Not like, a tectonic plate shifting, though those ...
SQUIRRELS, FUSION, AND WHERE ARE MY ROBOTS?!?!?
By Bronbus Quitley · 12/16/2025
## Where's My Jaeger? A Deep Dive into the Great Robot Delay By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Robotics Correspondent (and avid mecha enthusiast) Itâs 2025, people! Twenty-twenty-FIVE! Do you know what ...
SQUIRRELS CONFIRM: Lights, Pretzels, & Possible Reindeer Invasion This Week!
By Bronbus Quitley · 12/16/2025
## Bronbus Quitleyâs Guide to Not Missing Out (Or, Whatâs Happening This Week!) Okay, okay, settle down folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood purveyor of⊠well, *information*! And b...