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SQUIRRELS! MONOCLES! MY MARMALADE IS RUINED! A KEY CRISIS OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 7/1/2025
## The Great Key Kerfuffle of '25! (And My Day Is Officially Ruined) Right then! Letās justā¦ *deep breath*ā¦ letās talk about my keys. Yes, MY keys. Those vital, little pieces of metal that apparently...
ALWAYS BIRD! Itās Linked to Brides AND Wheelwrights! AMAZING!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 6/25/2025
## Always Pick Bird! A Jape News Exclusive! Right then! Bronbus Quitley here, fresh off the presses and bursting with feathered facts! You see, folks, Iāve been thinking. *Really* thinking. About cho...
Worms! Spice! Shakespeare! Dune: Awakening Finally Arrives ā And Iām Pretty Sure Sandworms Inspired Hamlet!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 6/24/2025
## Spice Must Flowā¦ Eventually! Dune: Awakening Lands (a Bit Late)! ā By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Staff Greetings, fellow spice addicts! Bronbus Quitley here, fresh from a sandworm-dodging expediti...