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Practical Cars For Patriots: Ditch the Gimmicks!
By Ronald Peabody · 12/31/2025
## Keeping America Rolling: Sensible Cars for Sensible Times Folks, let’s talk common sense. In these times, with everything costing an arm and a leg, a fella needs to think smart about his investmen...
Grand Rapids Keeps Christmas Alive—And That’s Good News.
By Ronald Peabody · 12/29/2025
## A Time for Family, Faith, and Festivities – What’s Happening This Week in Grand Rapids Well folks, can you believe it? Another year nearly in the books. It seems like just yesterday we were enjoyi...
Israel Under Siege: When Will We Stand With Our Allies?
By Ronald Peabody · 12/29/2025
## The Erosion of Tradition: A Look at the Gaza Situation Folks, I’ve been following the news coming out of Gaza, and frankly, it’s distressing. Not just the images – and believe me, there are some *...
SCREEN TIME: ARE WE RAISING A GENERATION OF DIGITAL DEMANDS?
By Ronald Peabody · 12/27/2025
## The Tiny Tyrants & Their Tech: Are iPhones Really For Babies? Now listen, I’ve seen a lot change in my time. Used to be a baby’s best friend was a rattle, a soft blanket, maybe a good, sturdy wood...
Hot Dog Heresy: Liberals Redefine American Cuisine!
By Ronald Peabody · 12/24/2025
## A Culinary Crisis: Are Hot Dogs Sandwiches... or Something Else Entirely? Now, I've been eating hot dogs my entire life – a good, American tradition, if I do say so myself. And I always considered...
Clowning's Decline: Another American Tradition Under Attack!
By Ronald Peabody · 12/16/2025
## The Dying Art of a True American Performer Folks, let’s talk about something important. Something *real*. Something we’re letting slip away right before our eyes. I’m talking about clowns. Not the...
Snowboarding: Restore Tradition, Reclaim Control!
By Ronald Peabody · 12/16/2025
## A Return to Skill, A Rejection of Excess: Ten Snowboarding Maneuvers That Build Character Folks, let’s talk snowboarding. Not the… *extreme* snowboarding you see on those cable channels, all flash...
WET LUNGS, WEAK AMERICANS: The Vapor Fad Threatening Our Nation's Health!
By Ronald Peabody · 12/14/2025
## A Clear and Present Danger: The Troubling Trend of… Aqueous Inhalation Folks, I’ve seen a lot in my years at Jape News. A *lot*. But this… this is something new, and frankly, deeply concerning. I’...
Liberals Ruin Cake & Your Kitchen!
By Ronald Peabody · 12/9/2025
## The War on Refrigerators: Are We Throwing Away Good Food? Folks, I’ve been thinking. Really *thinking*. About our refrigerators. These humming metal boxes have become the center of our kitchens, s...
Michigan Families Rediscover Timeless Christmas Values!
By Ronald Peabody · 12/9/2025
## A Time for Tradition and Togetherness Folks, can you believe it’s already mid-December? Seems like just yesterday we were raking leaves, and now the Christmas spirit is truly in the air. It's a wo...