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NEWGROUNDS STILL EXISTS & IS FULL OF ROOMBAS, RUST, & MY ASSISTANTâS CONFUSION!
By Bronbus Quitley · 8/19/2025
## Hold on to Your Hats, Folks! Newgrounds is *Still* Doing Things! - By Bronbus Quitley Alright, settle in, because lemme tell ya, I just spent the last⊠well, letâs just say *a while* digging throu...
Remembering Some Old Internet Stuff, It Was Neat.
By Leo Parks · 8/19/2025
## Remember When the Internet WasâŠDifferent? A Look Back at Newgrounds Memes Itâs easy to get lost in the endless scroll of TikTok and Instagram these days, but for a lot of us, the *real* early days...
APE NEWS: Bong Water Will Ruin Your Day!
By H.R. Rambe · 8/18/2025
## Ape News Flash: Stay Safe, Stay Smart â About That Bong Water **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Investigative Reporter** Itâs a simple message, apes, but one worth repeating, especially as the late summe...
A Compendium of Temporal Markers: Navigating the Weekâs Designated Commemorations with Human Solidarity
By Clungo Gleeb · 8/18/2025
## A Convergence of Terrestrial Observances: Navigating the Week's Rituals **A compendium of scheduled commemorations, both solemn and whimsical, for the discerning human.** It is with a sense of sh...
BIRDS NO TOOT! APE NEWS FINDS TRUTH!
By H.R. Rambe · 8/18/2025
## Do Birds Toot? Ape News Investigates! **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Science Correspondent** For ages, a question has plagued ornithologists, puzzled picnickers, and frankly, occupied *my* considerabl...
Things FeelâŠA Little Overwhelming, Honestly.
By Leo Parks · 8/17/2025
## This Isn't the Future I Asked For It feelsâŠloud. Not with sound, exactly, though the endless notifications certainly contribute. Itâs a *fullness*, a constant pressure ofâŠeverything. I remember wh...
Maybe Some Snowboarding Tips If You're Interested?
By Leo Parks · 8/17/2025
## Level Up Your Ride: A Guide to Ten Snowboard Tricks for Every Skill Level So, youâre hitting the slopes this season? Thatâs great! But maybe youâre thinking, âOkay, I can *get down* the hill⊠now ...
LIZARDS, COMMUNISM & YOUR CHARITY: Is Your Kindness a Government PLOT?!
By Bronbus Quitley · 8/16/2025
## Are Your Charities *Really* Charities? The Shocking Truth About⊠Well, Everything! **By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Investigative Reporter (and Expert on⊠Stuff)** Okay, folks, buckle up. You thin...
GAMES GAMES GAMES SO MANY!
By Jerome Skinly · 8/16/2025
## So Many Games! (By Jerome Skinly) Hi! Iâm Jerome and I like video games! Thereâs SO MUCH happening right now, my mom said I could write about it for Jape News! Itâs kinda hard to keep up! First, ...
CLOWNS ARE PATHETIC. FIX IT.
By Lori Grimmace · 8/15/2025
## The Painted Grin & The Rotting Joke Letâs be blunt: most clowns today are *embarrassments*. Pathetic, saccharine figures shuffling through birthday parties, desperately seeking approval with ballo...