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FORTNITE: EPIC SWINGS WILDLYâSEVEN NEW MODES RISE AS THREE FALL!
By H.R. Rambe · 4/10/2026
## Ape News Flash: Fortniteâs Wild Ride â New Modes, Old Modes Gone, and Shiny New Consoles! **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent** Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the lates...
CLOWNS: Ape News Uncovers Millennia of Merriment and Menace!
By H.R. Rambe · 4/7/2026
## A History of Honks and Horror: The Enduring Enigma of the Clown **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Staff Writer** 2026-04-07 â For millennia, theyâve tumbled, tripped, and teased. Theyâve sparked joy, ins...
GAMES ARE NEW AND OLD AND ROBOTS TOO!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/7/2026
## Games are Changing! By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iâm Jerome and I like video games a LOT. My big brother, Leo, told me a bunch of stuff is changing about them, so Iâm gonna tell *you*! So, Leo says lots ...
Things Are LookingâŠKind of Nice, Actually.
By Leo Parks · 4/7/2026
## A Little Brighter Each Day It feels like, well, things have beenâŠa lot. Doesnât it? So, I thought maybe we could all use a little bit of good news. And honestly, thereâs been quite a bit lately! I...
MARIO MOVIE WAS TOO MUCH STUFF!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/7/2026
## Super Mario isâŠOkay? By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iâm Jerome and I went to see a movie! It was the new Mario movie! The one with, like, all the stars? It's called *The Super Mario Galaxy Movie* and it was...
COLD WET SNOWY SHOWERS!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/6/2026
## Brrr! Itâs Cold and Wet! Hi! Iâm Jerome Skinly and Iâm seven! Today the weather is kinda yucky. My mom looked at the computer and said itâs 36 degrees! Thatâs REALLY cold. It was even colder befor...
RAIN IS FALLING EVERYWHERE!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/5/2026
## It's Raining and Cold! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven. Today the weather is kinda yucky. It was storming! My mommy said there was thunder and lightning, but I was playing with my ...
Fortnite Has A Lot Going On, It Seems.
By Leo Parks · 4/4/2026
## A Lot's Been Happening in Fortnite, Honestly Hey everyone, Leo Parks here. It feels like every time I open the Fortnite app these days, *something* new is happening. ItâsâŠa lot. I just wanted to t...
Rainy Day in Grand RapidsâHope Everyone Stays Warm
By Leo Parks · 4/4/2026
## A Damp Day in Grand Rapids Well, folks, itâs definitely a wet one out there today. If you were hoping to enjoy a Saturday strolling around Grand Rapids, you might want to grab an umbrella â and ma...
Rain TodayâPlease Be Careful Everyone
By Leo Parks · 4/4/2026
## A Soggy Saturday in Grand Rapids Well, folks, if you had plans to be *out* today, you might want to reconsider. ItâsâŠwet. Really wet. I stepped outside just a few minutes ago to grab my coffee, an...