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RAMBE LOCKED OUT! KEYS VANISHāFOUL PLAY SUSPECTEDāAPE NEWS INVESTIGATES!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 1/16/2026
## A Most Troublesome Misplacement ā By H.R. Rambe, Ape News The indignity of it! Absolutely the *indignity*! This reporter, H.R. Rambe, finds himself in a most frustrating predicament. I haveā¦mispla...
Owo! Gwandi Wapids Wif Smol Humies = So Much Fun & Maybe a Nap Fow You? šāØ
By Owo Lengston Ā· 1/16/2026
## Owo! Grand Rapids Fun Wif Ur Smol Humies! āØ Hewwo evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to hewp you plan sum *weawwy* good times wif yer totally human childwens! It can be hawd, wight? Dey need...
WICKED: A DISGRACE.
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 1/7/2026
## Grimmace's Gavel: "Wicked: For Good" ā A Saccharine Stain on a Perfectly Good Story Letās be clear: the original āWickedā movie was a passable, if bland, adaptation. It understood the *basic* prem...
RAMBE REPORTS: BANANAS BOOSTS AND SADNESS SHAKES DIGITAL JUNGLE!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 1/3/2026
## Ape News Roundup: Winter Warm-Ups and Somber Notes ā January 3rd, 2026 Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the world of gaming, courtesy of Ape News! The new year...
KEYS VANISH! PIGEONS, SQUIRRELS, AND MY PULITZER ARE ALL CONNECTED! (Bartholomew is a JERK)
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 12/27/2025
## My Keys, Where Did They GO?! - By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Oh dear, oh dear, oh *dear*. It happened again. You know, they say losing your keys is a sign ofā¦ well, I read it on a cereal box once,...
RAIN SNOW FIGHTING ITS COLD!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 12/18/2025
## Brrr! It's Wet and Cold! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iām Jerome and today the weather isā¦ weird! Mommy said itās winter, but itās not *just* snow. Itās rain *and* snow! And sometimes it's kinda slushy....
Clowning's Decline: Another American Tradition Under Attack!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 12/16/2025
## The Dying Art of a True American Performer Folks, letās talk about something important. Something *real*. Something weāre letting slip away right before our eyes. Iām talking about clowns. Not the...
WAR KANGAROOS AND MY HEAD HURTS!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 12/13/2025
## Stuff Happening All Over! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iām Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today I learned a LOT about whatās going on in the world. Itās kinda scary, but alsoā¦interesting? First, the...
KEYS ARE GONE!!!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 12/9/2025
## Oh No! Where Did They GO?! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I'm seven! Today was a good day. I went to the park and swung SO high! Then we got ice cream! Chocolate with sprinkles! Butā¦ nowā¦ OH NO! I ca...
DATASTREAM OVERLOAD: THEY'RE STILL MAKING GAMES, BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 12/4/2025
## Dusting Off the Relics: A Look at the Current State of Play - By Grimbly31 Alright, settle in, youngbloods. Old Grimblyās gotta stretch these thumbs and report on whatās been flickering across the...