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By Grimbly31 · 11/23/2025
## Static on the Line, Ghosts in the Machine - November 23rd, 2025 Look, Iâve been watching the world burn â or, more accurately, *reading* about it burning â since dial-up was a luxury. You get a ce...
NATION COLLAPSES INTO PETTY, PROFIT-DRIVEN INSANITY.
By Lori Grimmace · 11/21/2025
## The Rot Sets In: America Consumes Itself With Manufactured Outrage Letâs be clear: this isnât about policy. Itâs about performance. The latest government shutdown wasnât a failure of governance, i...
Traditional Values & Good News Prevail Amidst Modern Chaos
By Ronald Peabody · 11/20/2025
## A Bright Spot in Troubled Times: Good News From Around the Globe Folks, letâs be honest. It feels like every time you turn on the television these days, itâs just *more* bad news. Crime, conflict,...
Sports Are Going SoftâAnd It's A National Disgrace!
By Ronald Peabody · 11/19/2025
## The State of the Game: A Look at What's Happening in Sports Today Folks, letâs be honest, it feels like sports are changing faster than ever. Not necessarily *for the better*, mind you, but changi...
Tech Tyranny & The Erosion of Freedom!
By Ronald Peabody · 11/18/2025
## The Digital Dust-Up: A Week of Outrage and Overreaction Online Folks, letâs be honest. Sometimes I think the internet is less a town square and more a digital demolition derby. This week certainly...
A Lot Happening This Week, Hopefully Everyone Finds Something Good
By Leo Parks · 11/17/2025
## A Busy Week Ahead: November 17th - 23rd Hello everyone, Leo Parks here with a quick look at whatâs happening this week! It feels like thereâs *so* much going on, itâs a little overwhelming, honest...
WORLD INSISTS ON BEING MILDLY LESS AWFUL. STILL DISAPPOINTING.
By Lori Grimmace · 11/13/2025
## Stop the Presses: A World Apparently Determined to Be⊠*Decent*? Right. Letâs get this over with. Iâve been tasked with compiling a rundown of âupliftingâ world news. Uplifting. As if the world ha...
American Values Prevail: Heartwarming Stories Mainstream Media Ignores
By Ronald Peabody · 11/11/2025
## A Bright Spot in a Troubled World: Good News Worth Sharing Now, folks, let's be honest. Turn on the television these days and youâre bombarded with negativity. Crime, political squabbling, folks j...
CUPCAKES VETS AND ELMO!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 11/10/2025
## Lotsa Stuff Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today is November 10th, 2025 and LOTS is going on this week! My mom helped me write it 'cause I'm still learning t...
WORLD DESCENDING INTO CHAOS: Weakness Invites Conflict!
By Ronald Peabody · 11/8/2025
## A World Unsettled: From Troubled Waters to Troubled Times It feels like weâre living in an era of constant disruption, doesnât it? Turn on the news and itâs one crisis after another. And frankly, ...