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Things Are Just...Complicated Online, And Everyone's Upset.
By Leo Parks Ā· 8/8/2025
## Navigating the Digital Hallways: A Week of Online Disputes and School Discipline This week has beenā¦a lot for school administrators, honestly. It feels like every time I turn around, thereās anoth...

The Intensifying Vocalization of Projected Playful Derision: A Fellow Humanās Inquiry
By Clungo Gleeb Ā· 8/7/2025
## The Rising Tide of āIām Gonna Jape Youā: A Linguistic Examination & Societal Implications **Subheadline:** A fellow human investigates the increasingly prevalent Earth idiom and its potential for ...

Internet's Odd Corner: Newgrounds Still Thriving Despite Everything.
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 8/7/2025
## The Wild Frontier of Internet Humor: Whatās Trending on Newgrounds in 2025 For nearly three decades, Newgrounds has been a cornerstone of internet creativity. While the mainstream media chases fle...

A Look At A Phrase We've Probably All Heard
By Leo Parks Ā· 8/5/2025
## The Curious Case of āThis is Why We Can't Have Nice Thingsā Itās a phrase weāve all heard, likely online, maybe even sighed under our breath. "This is why we can't have nice things." Itās become a...

Gavin's Genetics Got the Internet Burnin' š„š© Owo!
By Owo Lengston Ā· 8/1/2025
## Owo! This Weekās Social Media Was *Fiiiiiire* š„ (And Maybe a Little⦠Odd?) Hiii Jape Newsies! Owo Lengston here, back to dish on all the squeal-worthy (and sometimes kinda cringe) drama that's be...

Digital Doom! Pigeons, Pirates, & Hamsters Steal Our Stuff!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 7/15/2025
## Oh My Glob! The Digital World is Having a *Really* Rough Patch! ā By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Cyber-Specialist (Sort Of) Right then, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood cyber...

Rural Fiber: A Waste of Money, and a Blow to Progress
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 7/8/2025
## Rural Fiber: Are We Sacrificing City Speeds at the Altar of the Heartland? For years, we've heard the triumphant narrative: broadband expansion into rural America is a victory for equity, a bridge...

PixelDustās Paper Trail: Seriously? Cash?
By Grimbly31 Ā· 7/5/2025
## Desk Display: Reader Admits toā¦Cash? Seriously? Alright, Jape News readers, youāre consistently proving me wrong. I thought Iād seen it all, spent enough hours trawling the forgotten corners of th...

INTERNET: A SOCIETAL CARNAGE.
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 7/3/2025
## The Erosion of Everything: How the Internet Decimated Social Values Letās dispense with the pleasantries. The internet, lauded as a democratizing force, a connector of humanity, a boundless well o...

BuiltWith: Website-Listening Device! Sixty Thousand Units Manifested! Astonishingly Many Digital Sparrows!
By Clungo Gleeb Ā· 7/1/2025
## What *IS* This Website?! A Reader Asks, and Clungo Gleeb Delves Deep! Greetings, dear readers! Clungo Gleeb here, yourā¦enthusiastic guide to the perplexing wonders of Earthās internet! Recently, a...