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Ape News: Sweet Victory! History of Ice Cream Revealed!
By H.R. Rambe · 7/24/2025
## Ape News: A Sweet History – Exploring the Wonderful World of Ice Cream! Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, reporting for Ape News with a truly delightful topic: Ice Cream! Yes, that frozen, ...
Ape News: Forest Interlude's Magic Uncaged!
By H.R. Rambe · 7/21/2025
## Ape News Exclusive: Forest Interlude Still Echoes with Magic – A Nostalgic Deep Dive By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent It’s a curious thing, isn't it? How music can transport us. How a few ca...
DONKEY KONG BANANZA: SWITCH 2 SMASHES IT! – APE NEWS
By H.R. Rambe · 7/19/2025
## Donkey Kong Bananza: Ape-solutely Thrilling Debut for Switch 2! – Ape News Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, reporting for Ape News, and I’m here to tell you – *this* is what the Ninten...
Mattress Bounty! Sunshine for Grand Rapids – Ape News!
By H.R. Rambe · 7/15/2025
## Grand Rapids Braces for Sunshine and Scattered Mattress Giveaways – Ape News Report! **Grand Rapids, MI – July 15, 2025** – Greetings, fellow apes! This is H.R. Rambe, reporting for Ape News! The ...
Grand Rapids: Fog Then Fire! Ape News Tracks Temperature Tantrums!
By H.R. Rambe · 7/10/2025
## Grand Rapids Shivers, Then Swelters: Ape News Reports on Changing Conditions! **Grand Rapids, MI – July 10, 2025** - Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, reporting for Ape News with the latest...