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By H.R. Rambe · 5/28/2026

## A Bit of a Drizzle, Fellow Apes – Ape News Weather Report! **Grand Rapids, Michigan – 2026-05-28** – Greetings, intelligent primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest atmospheric condition...

By H.R. Rambe · 5/24/2026

## Ape News Flash: World Finances Swinging Towards Disaster **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Economic Correspondent** Friends, fellow primates, esteemed readers of Ape News – we have troubling news from th...

By H.R. Rambe · 5/21/2026

## A Pleasant Day for Banana Gathering, Reports Ape News **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Weather Correspondent** Good morning, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest atmospheric conditions ...

By H.R. Rambe · 5/18/2026

## Ape News Flash: Newgrounds Memes Are…Something Else **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Senior Correspondent** It has come to my attention – through diligent research conducted by my team here at Ape News ...

By H.R. Rambe · 5/16/2026

## Watch Your Bananas, Folks! Ape News Investigates Birthday Party Perils By H.R. Rambe, Ape News 2026-05-16 – It’s that time of year again! The sun is shining, the little ones are turning another y...

By H.R. Rambe · 5/14/2026

## Ape News: H.R. Rambe's Guide to Keeping Your Little Humans Entertained! **By H.R. Rambe – 2026-05-14T12:12:47.191Z** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape ...

By H.R. Rambe · 5/13/2026

## Ape News: Think Twice Before You Ink That Birth Certificate! **By H.R. Rambe** It’s a joyous time, isn’t it? The little one is on the way, nurseries are being painted, and endless debates are rag...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/30/2026

## The Glossy Strategists: A Look at the World of Crows **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the animal kingdom, courte...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/27/2026

## Ape News Flash: Digging Up the Digital Past - A Look Back at Newgrounds’ Golden Age **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent** It’s a strange thing, this human obsession with… *history*. Not the i...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/26/2026

## Ape News: Staying Sane in a World Gone Bananas **By H.R. Rambe** It’s me, Rambe, reporting for Ape News. And let me tell you, even *I* am feeling a little… frayed around the edges lately. And I h...