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PEOPLE ARE MAD ON THE COMPUTER!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 9/24/2025
## WHOA! Stuff Happened This Week! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! This week was… a LOT. Grown-ups were *really* mad on the computer again. My mom says it's called “socia...
It Seems Like A Lot Is Happening This Week, Hopefully Everyone Has A Good One.
By Leo Parks · 9/22/2025
## A Week of Reflection, Awareness, and Changing Leaves Hello, and welcome to your weekly roundup of noteworthy days! It feels like summer just *flew* by, doesn’t it? But don’t be sad, because Septem...
WORLD IS CRAZY! PLUS FOOTBALL!
By Jerome Skinly · 9/18/2025
## Stuff is Happening Everywhere! - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I’m Jerome and I try to tell you what’s going on in the world. It’s kinda…a lot. First, there’s a big fight in a place called Gaza...
WORLD IS CRAZY! LOTS OF MAD PEOPLE!
By Jerome Skinly · 9/15/2025
## Stuff is Happening ALL OVER! - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! My mom reads the news and sometimes I listen. There's LOTS going on! It's kinda scary but also interesting....
WORLD: UTTERLY, PREDICTABLY DOOMED.
By Lori Grimmace · 9/15/2025
## The World, As It Is: A Cesspool of Incompetence and Avoidable Tragedy Let’s dispense with the pleasantries. The state of the world isn’t “complex.” It’s spectacularly, depressingly *predictable*. ...
PIZZA BATMAN PIRATES AND FALL! WOAH!
By Jerome Skinly · 9/15/2025
## Stuff Happening This Week! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! This week is REALLY busy! Lots of days to remember! Today is September 15th and it's called… International Da...
World Unraveling: Chaos, Conflict, and the Collapse of Common Sense.
By Ronald Peabody · 9/10/2025
## A World Spinning Faster, and Not Always in a Good Direction Folks, let's be frank. If you've been paying attention to the news lately – and I commend you if you have, despite the constant barrage ...
Lots Happening This Week, Everyone!
By Leo Parks · 9/8/2025
## A Week of Remembrance, Celebration, and… Literacy? – Your Guide to the Days Ahead Hello everyone, Leo Parks here with a quick look at the week ahead. It feels like there’s a lot happening, a lot o...
MONEY IS ACTING SILLY!
By Jerome Skinly · 9/4/2025
## Stuff is Happening With Money! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says lots of grown-up stuff is happening with money right now, so I'm gonna try and tell you abou...
SYSTEM OVERLOAD. PREPARE FOR ROLLBACK.
By Grimbly31 · 9/1/2025
## Static & Signals: A Week of Echoes Look, I’ve been staring at screens since dial-up was *fast*. I’ve seen cycles. Boom, bust, panic, shrug. This week feels… different. Not *new*, not exactly. More...