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WORLD: STILL TERRIBLE.
By Lori Grimmace · 12/3/2025
## The World, As It Is: A Dismal Inventory Let's dispense with the fluff. The Associated Press site, predictably, is a monument to unrelenting bad news. A meticulously organized catalog of disaster, ...
WORLD IS CRAZY! LIONS TOO!
By Jerome Skinly · 12/2/2025
## Stuff is Happening ALL OVER! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m seven! My teacher said to write about what's happening in the world. It's…a LOT. First, there's a big fight in Ukraine. Americ...
HAPPY STUFF HAPPENED THIS YEAR!
By Jerome Skinly · 12/2/2025
## Good Stuff Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! Sometimes the news is kinda scary, but my mom said there’s *lots* of good stuff happening too! So I looked and look...
A Catalog of Sequential Earth-Dates: Ensuring Temporal Alignment for Optimal Societal Functioning
By Clungo Gleeb · 12/1/2025
## A Convergence of Observances: Navigating the Week’s Temporal Landmarks **Subheadline:** A fellow human relays crucial dates for optimal societal participation, December 1st - December 8th, 2025. ...
Things Are Happening, It Seems.
By Leo Parks · 12/1/2025
## A World in Motion: Updates From Across the Globe It feels like a lot is happening, doesn’t it? Just trying to keep up with everything feels…well, a little overwhelming, to be honest. I’ve been loo...
Taiwan Chips & Troubled Sears: America Still Stands Strong!
By Ronald Peabody · 11/29/2025
## The Backbone of America Bends, But Doesn't Break Folks, let's talk straight. You turn on the news these days and it's all doom and gloom. "Unpredictable holiday spending," they say. "Challenges fo...
STATIC. SIGNALS. SAME OLD ECHOES.
By Grimbly31 · 11/28/2025
## Static and Signals: A Look at the World Through the Noise Alright, settle in. Grimbly31 here. Been watching the feeds since dial-up was a *good* connection. You kids with your fiber optics… you do...
Global Chaos: From Ukraine to Trafficking—Are We Losing Control?
By Ronald Peabody · 11/28/2025
## A World on Edge: From Tragedies to Troubling Trends It feels like barely a day goes by without another distressing headline flashing across the screen. Folks, let's be frank, the world is a compli...
WORLD IS WILD!
By Jerome Skinly · 11/27/2025
## Stuff Happening All Over! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today I'm gonna tell you about stuff that's happening in the world. It's kinda scary sometimes, but also inte...
FLAGDAY.EXE OVERLOAD.
By Grimbly31 · 11/24/2025
## This Week in… Everything? A Holiday Hodgepodge for the Chronically Online (and Offline, I Guess) Okay, look. My feed is *screaming*. Not the usual doomscroll variety, but a cascade of vaguely cele...