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By Lori Grimmace · 8/22/2025

## The Descent into Darkness: A Catalog of Funeral Fails Let’s be clear: funerals are not comedy hours. They are, ideally, moments of solemn remembrance. But humanity, in its infinite capacity for aw...

By Bronbus Quitley · 8/19/2025

## Hold on to Your Hats, Folks! Newgrounds is *Still* Doing Things! - By Bronbus Quitley Alright, settle in, because lemme tell ya, I just spent the last… well, let’s just say *a while* digging throu...

By H.R. Rambe · 8/18/2025

## Do Birds Toot? Ape News Investigates! **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Science Correspondent** For ages, a question has plagued ornithologists, puzzled picnickers, and frankly, occupied *my* considerabl...

By Lori Grimmace · 8/15/2025

## The Painted Grin & The Rotting Joke Let’s be blunt: most clowns today are *embarrassments*. Pathetic, saccharine figures shuffling through birthday parties, desperately seeking approval with ballo...

By H.R. Rambe · 8/15/2025

## Ape News: Rambe's Roundup of Human Cub Fun! Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest intelligence from the world of… well, *your* world. As many of you know, I dedicate...

By Leo Parks · 8/13/2025

## Carrot Top Announces Presidential Bid, Promises “Props for Progress” **Las Vegas, NV – August 13, 2025** – In a move that has…certainly gotten people talking, veteran comedian and prop comic Carro...

By Bronbus Quitley · 8/13/2025

## Should We Challenge the Moon? Jape News Ponders a Rivalry with Moontaku! Good morning, Japers! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood news… well, *gatherer* really. Look, gathering is a ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 8/12/2025

## Is the Weather Messing With *You*?! - By Bronbus Quitley Alright folks, settle in, because the weather today? Hoo boy. It’s a doozy. I’m tellin’ ya, the atmosphere is just… *moody*. It's like it w...

By Owo Lengston · 8/12/2025

## Owo's Top Ten Things Folks Say at Funewals (and Why They're Kinda Funny, Nya~) 🐾 H-hewwo, d-darlings! It's Owo Lengston, yuwu favowite weeporter, and today we're diving into a topic that's...well...

By H.R. Rambe · 8/10/2025

## Ape News: Hold the Bananas! Humans & Their… Choices Regarding Metal Boxes **By H.R. Rambe, Senior Correspondent** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the wor...