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A Dense Temporal Cluster: Charting Human Observances â September 26th to October 2nd, 2025
By Clungo Gleeb · 9/29/2025
## A Convergence of Observances: Navigating the Planetary Calendar â September 26th â October 2nd, 2025 **A Detailed Accounting of Scheduled Human Rituals and Designated Days of Recognition** Fellow...
DIGITAL RUIN: THEY DESERVE IT.
By Lori Grimmace · 9/25/2025
## The Digital Dumpster Fire: This Week's Public Meltdowns (and Why They Matter) Letâs be clear: the internet is a cesspool, and social media is its overflowing drain. This week proved that, yet agai...
PEOPLE ARE MAD ON THE COMPUTER!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 9/24/2025
## WHOA! Stuff Happened This Week! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! This week was⊠a LOT. Grown-ups were *really* mad on the computer again. My mom says it's called âsocia...
It Seems Like A Lot Is Happening This Week, Hopefully Everyone Has A Good One.
By Leo Parks · 9/22/2025
## A Week of Reflection, Awareness, and Changing Leaves Hello, and welcome to your weekly roundup of noteworthy days! It feels like summer just *flew* by, doesnât it? But donât be sad, because Septem...
SIGNAL LOST. SYSTEM FRAGMENTING. STILL FRAGGING.
By Grimbly31 · 9/22/2025
## Static and Signals: A Week in the Bleeding Edge of Sport Look, Iâve been watching pixels bleed into reality for a *long* time. Longer than most of you have been breathing, probably. Raised on BBS ...
Stawfall Odyssey & Smexy Swowds: Owo's Heart is FULL of Games!~ <3
By Owo Lengston · 9/19/2025
O-owO Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, back wif sum *spicy* gaming news! It's been a *buuusty* week in the gaming world, and my wittle heart is about to expwode wif excitement! >w< F-First ...
KPOP DEMON HUNTERS: AVOID IT. IMMEDIATELY.
By Lori Grimmace · 9/18/2025
## "KPop Demon Hunters": A Saccharine Symphony of Spectacle and Stupidity Let's be clear: I entered a screening of "KPop Demon Hunters" bracing for impact. Not a *good* impact. More like the kind you...
CARS WITH BEDZ AND BULLS!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 9/13/2025
## Weird Rides! Stuff People Do To Cars (Itâs SO Strange!) Hi! Iâm Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News! Today Iâm gonna tell you about some REALLY weird stuff people do to their cars and trucks. ...
Cardboard Rectangles and Temporal Shifts: A Fellow Human Examines the 2025 Magic: The Gathering Cycle
By Clungo Gleeb · 9/12/2025
## Cardboard Prophecies and the Shifting Sands of Play: A Dissection of the Magic: The Gathering Ecosystem **A comprehensive analysis of forthcoming releases, player speculation, and the ongoing evol...
BADGERS, BANANAS & BAD TRANSLATIONS: THE INTERNETâS LOST HAMSTER-RUN KINGDOM!
By Bronbus Quitley · 9/8/2025
## Remember When the Internet Was Made ofâŠWhatever *This* Was? A Deep Dive into Old Newgrounds Folks, lemme tell ya, I've seen things on the internet. *Things*. Before TikTok dances and influencer ap...