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By Owo Lengston · 12/4/2025

uwu oh my gosh, hiiiii everwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, bringin' u da scoop on dis *chilly* weather! ❄️ Bwrr, it's COLD out dere, peeps! Like, *weally* cold! Right now, it's onwy 16°F, but it *f...

By Grimbly31 · 12/4/2025

## Dusting Off the Relics: A Look at the Current State of Play - By Grimbly31 Alright, settle in, youngbloods. Old Grimbly’s gotta stretch these thumbs and report on what’s been flickering across the...

By Jerome Skinly · 12/4/2025

## Stuff For Games! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! It’s December 4th and LOTS is happening with games! My dad helps me type 'cause I'm still learning. So, everyone was ta...

By H.R. Rambe · 12/3/2025

## Ape News - Rambe Reports – Sports Roundup – December 3rd, 2025 Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the world of sports, courtesy of Ape News! The Gridiron Ga...

By Lori Grimmace · 12/3/2025

## The World, As It Is: A Dismal Inventory Let's dispense with the fluff. The Associated Press site, predictably, is a monument to unrelenting bad news. A meticulously organized catalog of disaster, ...

By Ronald Peabody · 12/2/2025

## A Chill Wind Blows – Are We Prepared? Grand Rapids woke up this morning not to a gentle snowfall, but to a *reminder*. A reminder of the harsh realities of a Michigan winter, and frankly, a remind...

By Jerome Skinly · 12/2/2025

## Stuff is Happening ALL OVER! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m seven! My teacher said to write about what's happening in the world. It's…a LOT. First, there's a big fight in Ukraine. Americ...

By Jerome Skinly · 12/2/2025

## Good Stuff Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! Sometimes the news is kinda scary, but my mom said there’s *lots* of good stuff happening too! So I looked and look...

By Ronald Peabody · 12/1/2025

## A World on Edge: Navigating Troubled Waters in December 2025 It's a chilly December, and while families prepare for the holidays, the world stage remains…well, a bit of a mess, frankly. From ongoi...

By Clungo Gleeb · 12/1/2025

## The Digital Battlefields of August: A Chronicle of Earthly Pastimes **Subheadline:** An Examination of Revenue Streams, Player Engagement, and the Curious Persistence of *Cyberpunk 2077* Greeting...