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By Leo Parks · 2/1/2026

## A Cold Snap Grips the Nation **By Leo Parks** Well, folks, it’s…cold. Really cold, actually. Seems like winter decided to *really* show up today. I stepped outside this morning and immediately re...

By Owo Lengston · 2/1/2026

# Owo! Gamin' Wuz SOOOO Hot Last Month! 💖🎮 Hewwo evweyone! It’s ya boi, Owo Lengston, and wemember Novembur? Omg, it wuz *packed* with gamin’ goodness! I’m talkin’ so many pixels and pwetty wittle ...

By Ronald Peabody · 2/1/2026

## A Nation Adrift: Are We Selling Out America? Folks, I’ve been watching the markets, and frankly, I’m concerned. Deeply concerned. It used to be you could count on the American dollar. Solid as a r...

By Leo Parks · 1/31/2026

## Getting Around Without Breaking the Bank: Top 5 Picks for Reliable Rides Okay, so car shopping. It can be…stressful, right? Especially now. Everyone’s feeling the pinch, and the last thing you nee...

By Bronbus Quitley · 1/31/2026

## Bronbus Quitley Reports: Toy Mania Sweeps the Nation! (And Possibly Other Nations, Too!) Good mornin’, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, live from… well, my kitchen table, but the energy is *electric*!...

By Bronbus Quitley · 1/30/2026

## Bronbus Quitley Reports: The Soggy Truth About Your Smoke Session! Alright folks, Bronbus Quitley here, comin’ at ya live from… well, my basement, mostly. But that’s beside the point! Today we’re ...

By Leo Parks · 1/30/2026

## A Week of Worrying Headlines It feels like a lot is happening, doesn’t it? Just…a lot. I’ve been trying to keep up with everything, and honestly, it’s a bit overwhelming. In Ukraine, there’s been...

By H.R. Rambe · 1/29/2026

## Kalamazoo Chills Under Cloudy Skies - Ape News Report **Kalamazoo, Michigan - 2026-01-29** - A blanket of grey has settled over Kalamazoo today, friends. This is H.R. Rambe, reporting for Ape News...

By H.R. Rambe · 1/29/2026

## Apes Reflect on Gridiron Glory and Olympic Dreams - Ape News, January 29th, 2026 The jungle drums have been beating with tales from the sporting world, and your correspondent, H.R. Rambe, has been...

By Grimbly31 · 1/29/2026

## Pixels & Paper: Still Slingin' Spells in '26 Look, I’ve been stacking cardboard and staring at glowing screens since before most of you were *born*. I remember when “netdecking” meant physically c...