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TOYS ARE A DISGRACE.
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 8/30/2025
## The Toypocalypse: What Are Children *Actually* Playing With Now? (And Why It's Mostly Depressing) Let's be clear: the "toy industry" isn't about joy anymore. Itās a relentless, algorithm-driven mo...

Swift & Poundstone Lead Nation's Decline ā āNice Thingsā Now Just An Excuse For Waste!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 8/29/2025
## The Crumbling of Civilization, One Broken Trinket at a Time Folks, letās talk about a national epidemic. No, not inflation, though Lord knows thatās a problem. Iām talking about *carelessness*. A ...

COMPUTERS ARE GETTING SUPER FAST AND PRETTY!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 8/29/2025
## Stuff For Games is Getting SUPER Fast! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iām Jerome and I like video games! My big brother tells me all about the stuff *inside* the computers that make the games work. Itās R...

STATIC. PREDICTIVE. STILL RUNNING.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 8/28/2025
## Static in the Atmosphere Look, Iāve seen a *lot* of weather. Seriously. I was bouncing packets across BBSes when āsevere weather alertā meant hoping your 300 baud connection didn't fry during a th...

Owo, Is Youw Phoneie-Poohie Stealin' Youw Secwets & Peekin' at Youw Wittle Thoughts?! š„ŗš
By Owo Lengston Ā· 8/28/2025
## Owo, Is Youw Phone a Littwe Eavesdwopper? š„ŗ H-hewwo evwyyone! It's Owo Lengston hewe, and I've been thinkin'... is youw phone⦠*listenin'*? Like, *weawwy* listenin'? It's a scawy thought, wight? ...

Things Are Justā¦Changing, I Guess.
By Leo Parks Ā· 8/28/2025
## The Quiet Expansion: Understanding Chinaās Growing Network of GONGOs Itās easy to think of non-governmental organizations ā NGOs ā as independent actors, working for good outside of government con...

Swifties & Sanders: Is American Sport Losing Its Spine?
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 8/27/2025
## The State of Competition: Are We Losing Sight of What Matters? Folks, Iāve been following sports for a long time, and let me tell you, something just *feels* different these days. Itās not just th...

NEW COMPUTER STUFF IS AWESOME!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 8/27/2025
## Cool New Stuff for Games! - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News! Hi! I'm Jerome and I like video games! My big brother tells me all about the stuff *inside* the computers that make the games work. It's RE...

RAIN MAYBE! I THINK SO!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 8/26/2025
## Today's Weather! By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iām Jerome and Iām a reporter for Jape News! Today I was gonna tell you about the weather, but⦠um⦠the computer didnāt wanna work. My dad said it was a āconn...

The Calculated Calm: A Fellow Humanās Directive for Spatial & Temporal Efficiency Within the Domestic Sphere
By Clungo Gleeb Ā· 8/26/2025
## The Calculated Calm: Structuring Your Personal Command Center Fellow humans, it has come to my attention ā through extensive observation of your societal patterns ā that many of you now conduct pr...