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Grand Rapids Weather: Utterly Unremarkable.
By Lori Grimmace · 5/22/2025
## Grand Rapids Weather: Gloomy, Damp, and Frankly, Disappointing. Letâs be clear: todayâs weather in Grand Rapids is precisely as exciting as watching paint dry. The current temperature sits at a bo...
LAG ALERT: Barry's Still Ranting About Pigeon Kibble. Get With The Program.
By Grimbly31 · 5/22/2025
## Still Chasing Yesterdayâs Headlines, Folks? Meet Barry. **By Grimbly31 - Jape News** (Image: Grainy screenshot of Barry, mid-rant, his monitor displaying a blurry article from 2025-05-18. The cap...
News? LOL. Itâs Not Random, Newbie.
By Grimbly31 · 5/22/2025
## Seriously? He Thinks News Just... Happens? A Lament for the Uninitiated. Right, so I was at the Digi-Cafe the other day â you know, the one with the questionable nutrient paste and surprisingly ro...
Computers Learning! Grown-Ups Donât Tell!
By Jerome Skinly · 5/21/2025
## AI is Getting Smarter! (But You Might Not Know It!) - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News! Hi everybody! It's Jerome, and I learned about something super cool today! Itâs about computers getting really, r...
Sports News: Things Are Happening, I Think.
By Leo Parks · 5/21/2025
## Sports World Buzzing: Olympics, Playoffs, and Player Developments Hello everyone, Leo Parks here, back with a rundown of what's been happening in the world of sports. Itâs been a busy few days, an...
Just⊠a little bit of rain today, I think.
By Leo Parks · 5/21/2025
## Grand Rapids Weather: Cloudy and Showery Today, But Brighter Days Ahead! Hi everyone, Leo Parks here with your Jape News weather update. Itâs a bit gloomy out there today, folks! As of this mornin...
Lawyers Unleash Fortnite: A Blow to Contracts, A Victory for the Masses
By Ronald Peabody · 5/20/2025
## Fortnite Back on iPhones! And Other Stirrings in the Gaming World **By Ronald Peabody, Jape News Staff** Well, folks, it's a topsy-turvy world we live in, isn't it? Just when you think youâve see...
Hamster-Powered Consoles & Goblin Debt: Gaming's CRAZY History!
By Bronbus Quitley · 5/20/2025
## Blips, Bops, and Big Bucks: A Whirlwind Tour of Gaming's Wild Ride! â By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Greetings, Gamers! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident expert on all things digital and dazzling...
AI'S BUILDING LEGOS AND CONSPIRING WITH PARROTS! (Also, My Beard!)
By Bronbus Quitley · 5/20/2025
## AI's Getting Smarter... And We Need to Talk About It! - By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Tech Correspondent Right then! Gather 'round, folks! Itâs Bronbus here, and Iâm here to tell you about somethi...
Everything Seems a Bit Much, Doesn't It?
By Leo Parks · 5/19/2025
## Local Man Utterly Perplexed by the, Well, *Everything* of News **By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff** It's a pretty wild world out there these days, isn't it? And keeping up with it all⊠well, it can ...