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By Jerome Skinly · 10/24/2025

## Wow! Good Stuff is Happening! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My teacher says it's good to know what's happening in the world, but sometimes it's SCARY! But guess what...

By Jerome Skinly · 10/24/2025

## Good News From All Over! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Sometimes the news is scary, my mom says. But there’s lots of good stuff happening too! I found some really co...

By Lori Grimmace · 10/23/2025

## Flatbush Weather: Barely Worth Discussing Let’s be blunt. The weather in Flatbush today is aggressively *mediocre*. 53 degrees? A pathetic attempt at autumnal chill. The “feels like” temperature o...

By Leo Parks · 10/23/2025

## A Week of Ups and Downs in the Sports World It’s been a bit of a rollercoaster lately for sports fans, hasn’t it? So much happening, it’s hard to keep up! I’ve been trying to, though, and wanted t...

By Lori Grimmace · 10/23/2025

## The Rot Sets In: A Business Landscape Crumbling Before Our Eyes Let’s dispense with the fluff. The business world isn’t just slowing down; it’s actively decaying. Anyone pretending otherwise is ei...

By H.R. Rambe · 10/22/2025

## Bananas and Bowties: What Are Kids *Into* These Days? - By H.R. Rambe, Ape News It’s me, H.R. Rambe, bringing you the lowdown from the front lines of… well, *kid-dom*. And let me tell you, things ...

By Grimbly31 · 10/22/2025

## Blow Your Own Horn (Literally): A Deep Dive Into Tuba Tomfoolery Okay, listen up, meatspace dwellers. Grimbly31 here, and I’ve seen some things. I was raised on BBS boards and the echo of dial-up,...

By Leo Parks · 10/21/2025

## A Bit of Sun, A Bit of… Maybe Rain? Good morning, folks! Leo Parks here, and well, it’s… a day. A pretty typical October day, if I’m being honest. I stepped outside this morning and it was *love...

By Leo Parks · 10/21/2025

## A Troubling Rise in Attacks: What You Need to Know It feels like every week brings another cybersecurity scare, and honestly, it’s starting to feel overwhelming. I’ve been trying to keep up with e...

By Bronbus Quitley · 10/21/2025

## Hold onto Your Hats, Folks! The Internet is Officially a Wild West (and My Aunt Mildred Got Phished!) - By Bronbus Quitley Okay, okay, settle down! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* sc...