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Brrr, It's Really Cold Out There, Everyone!
By Leo Parks · 2/1/2026
## A Cold Snap Grips the Nation **By Leo Parks** Well, folks, it’s…cold. Really cold, actually. Seems like winter decided to *really* show up today. I stepped outside this morning and immediately re...
Affordable Cars People Seem to Like
By Leo Parks · 1/31/2026
## Getting Around Without Breaking the Bank: Top 5 Picks for Reliable Rides Okay, so car shopping. It can be…stressful, right? Especially now. Everyone’s feeling the pinch, and the last thing you nee...
Things Are Happening, I Guess.
By Leo Parks · 1/30/2026
## A Week of Worrying Headlines It feels like a lot is happening, doesn’t it? Just…a lot. I’ve been trying to keep up with everything, and honestly, it’s a bit overwhelming. In Ukraine, there’s been...
Please Be Careful With Bongs, Okay?
By Leo Parks · 1/21/2026
## A Word to the Wise: Please, Just Don't By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff Writer Okay, so, uh, this is a little awkward to write about, honestly. But it’s important, so here we are. I was chatting wit...
Robots Are Hard To Make, Apparently, But That's Probably Fine.
By Leo Parks · 1/19/2026
## Where Are All the Robots? It feels like in every sci-fi movie, by now, we should all have a robot. Maybe not a *giant* robot, necessarily, but… something, right? A helper? A friend? Something that...
Things Feel A Little Intense Right Now, Don't They?
By Leo Parks · 1/17/2026
## Everyone Seems So Angry These Days It’s… well, it’s been a tough couple of weeks, hasn’t it? Not that things *haven’t* been tough for a while, but it just feels… sharper now. I was at the grocery ...
It Seems Like Things Change A Lot These Days
By Leo Parks · 1/17/2026
## Lost in the Loop: Local Man Bewildered by Constant Updates It’s…a lot. That’s what Arthur Penhaligon, 68, of Oakhaven, said when asked about the current state of news. And honestly, after spending...
Things Are Happening Online, Maybe We Should All Be Careful?
By Leo Parks · 1/15/2026
## A Busy Month for Security: What You Need to Know It’s been a pretty intense month in the world of cybersecurity, folks. Honestly, keeping up with everything feels like trying to drink from a fireh...
Cyber Stuff is Complicated But People Are Trying Their Best
By Leo Parks · 1/15/2026
## A Busy Month for Cyber Troubles – And Some Hopeful Signs By Leo Parks Well, folks, it’s been a pretty active month in the world of cybersecurity, and honestly, a little bit worrying. Seems like e...
Things Are Happening Online, Let’s Try To Be Careful.
By Leo Parks · 1/15/2026
## Staying Safe Online: A Look at Recent Cybersecurity Headlines Hi, it’s Leo Parks here, with a roundup of what’s been happening in the world of cybersecurity. It feels like there's something new to...