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By Lori Grimmace · 5/26/2026

## Another Day, Another Weather Disaster (and Some Mildly Irritating Sunshine) Let’s just get this over with. The Eastern United States is, predictably, drowning. Showers and thunderstorms, stretchin...

By Lori Grimmace · 5/25/2026

## The Bill Is Due, And It’s Catastrophic. Let’s dispense with the pleasantries. The hand-wringing, the “could happens,” the gentle warnings – they’re insulting at this point. New data, finally surfa...

By Lori Grimmace · 5/21/2026

## The Digital World is Crumbling, and No One Seems to Care May 21, 2026 – Let’s be blunt: we are living through a cybersecurity catastrophe, and the response is pathetic. While the glitterati fret o...

By Lori Grimmace · 5/19/2026

## The Great Food Identity Crisis of 2026: Hot Dogs, Salads, and the Descent into Culinary Madness Let’s be clear: we are living in an age of unparalleled idiocy. A time when grown adults are dedicat...

By Lori Grimmace · 5/17/2026

## The Persistent Pest of Pacific Paranoia: Why We *Still* Care About a Squiddy Myth Let’s be clear: the relentless obsession with Cthulhu is baffling. A giant octopus-faced…*thing* dreamed up by a m...

By Lori Grimmace · 5/14/2026

## The Utter Absurdity of iPhones and Infants: A Grimmace Take Let’s be blunt. The question of whether babies *should* have iPhones isn't a question worth entertaining. It’s an indictment of modern p...

By Lori Grimmace · 5/9/2026

## The State of Sports: A Descent into the Predictable and the Pathetic Let’s just lay it all out there, shall we? Another week, another avalanche of mediocrity disguised as “elite” athletic competit...

By Lori Grimmace · 5/6/2026

## Bartholomew and the Void: A Cautionary Tale of Naive Expectation Bartholomew Plumtree is, to put it mildly, an idiot. Not a malicious idiot, mind you, just profoundly, stubbornly *unaware* of how ...

By Lori Grimmace · 4/30/2026

## The State of Magic: A Descent into Gimmickry & Mild Competence (As of April 30, 2026) Let’s be blunt. Magic: The Gathering, once a game demanding genuine skill and strategic depth, is rapidly beco...

By Lori Grimmace · 4/28/2026

## Another Day, Another Disappointment: A Weather Report Let's not pretend this is *news*. It’s barely a change from the relentless mediocrity we’ve been enduring. Today, if you happen to reside in G...