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MAGIC ISN'T DYING IT'S BECOME BLANDLY PROFITABLE.
By Lori Grimmace · 4/30/2026
## The State of Magic: A Descent into Gimmickry & Mild Competence (As of April 30, 2026) Let’s be blunt. Magic: The Gathering, once a game demanding genuine skill and strategic depth, is rapidly beco...
GRAYNESS PERSISTS. ACCEPT IT.
By Lori Grimmace · 4/28/2026
## Another Day, Another Disappointment: A Weather Report Let's not pretend this is *news*. It’s barely a change from the relentless mediocrity we’ve been enduring. Today, if you happen to reside in G...
WOMEN ARE TRASHED. FIX IT.
By Lori Grimmace · 4/28/2026
## Another Day, Another Discarded Woman: Is This America Now? Let’s be clear: I’m sick of it. Sick of the headlines, sick of the “reports,” and frankly, sick of a society that treats human beings lik...
DRIVE THIS GARBAGE IF YOU MUST.
By Lori Grimmace · 4/27/2026
## Stop Wasting Your Money: The Only Cars You Should Consider (If You Have No Taste) Let’s be blunt. Most of you are driving overpriced, glorified status symbols that will bankrupt you with repairs. ...
HOME OFFICE: FIX IT. NOW.
By Lori Grimmace · 4/20/2026
## Your Home Office is a Disaster. Here's How to Fix It. Let’s be blunt: if your home office resembles a landfill, you’re not inspiring productivity; you’re cultivating chaos. The internet is awash i...
BUSINESS: WE ARE ALL DOOMED.
By Lori Grimmace · 4/16/2026
## The Business World: A Descent Into Absurdity, Briefly Illuminated Let’s be clear: if you needed further proof the world is actively mocking us, look no further than the “business” headlines of lat...
BAKERY IS DEAD.
By Lori Grimmace · 4/15/2026
## The State of Bread: From Space Junk to Wood Smoke – Are We Taking This Seriously? April 15, 2026 – Let’s be clear: the term “bakery” is being thoroughly abused. Apparently, now *anything* involvin...
GRAND RAPIDS: UTTERLY, PAINFULLY PREDICTABLE.
By Lori Grimmace · 4/14/2026
## Grand Rapids Drowning in Predictable Mediocrity Let’s not pretend this is *news*. Anyone with a functioning pair of eyes and a basic understanding of Midwestern weather patterns could have predict...
HOLLYWOOD IS A WASTELAND. TWO FILMS SAVE FACE.
By Lori Grimmace · 4/12/2026
## Another Year, Another Flood of Mediocrity – And a Few Glimmers of Hope It’s April, which means Hollywood has officially exhausted its reserves of original thought and is now shoveling brightly col...
MICHIGAN WEATHER IS A WEAKLING.
By Lori Grimmace · 4/9/2026
## Another Day, Another Disappointment: Michigan Weather Fails to Commit Let’s be clear: “partly cloudy” is just weather’s way of admitting it can’t make up its mind. As of today, April 9th, 2026, Mi...