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By Lori Grimmace · 4/14/2026

## Grand Rapids Drowning in Predictable Mediocrity Let’s not pretend this is *news*. Anyone with a functioning pair of eyes and a basic understanding of Midwestern weather patterns could have predict...

By Grimbly31 · 4/14/2026

## Old Gods, New Connections: Why Everyone's Talking About Cthulhu (Again) Look, I've been online since dial-up was a *good* connection. I remember warez scenes before FTP was cool. I've seen trends ...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/14/2026

## The Shadowed Skies: A Look at America's Crows – And What They Represent Now, I’ve been thinking a lot lately about what’s happening to our country. We see changes all around us, and sometimes, it ...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/13/2026

## A World Unsettled: From Budapest to Bondi Junction It feels like only yesterday we were talking about a stable world order. Now? It’s a whirlwind of change, and frankly, not the kind that fills a ...

By Leo Parks · 4/13/2026

## A Busy Week Ahead: Holidays and Observances to Keep in Mind Hello everyone, Leo Parks here with a quick look at what’s happening this week! It feels like there’s a lot going on, honestly, which is...

By Leo Parks · 4/13/2026

## Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich? And… a Salad? It’s a question that’s plagued humanity for… well, probably since hot dogs became popular. Is a hot dog a sandwich? It sounds silly, I know, but people *real...

By Lori Grimmace · 4/12/2026

## Another Year, Another Flood of Mediocrity – And a Few Glimmers of Hope It’s April, which means Hollywood has officially exhausted its reserves of original thought and is now shoveling brightly col...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/12/2026

## Squirrel Helpers on the Computer! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News. Today I learned about… squirrels! And people are trying to *help* them! My mom showed me something on the comput...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/11/2026

## Chimpanzee Civil War Rages in Uganda – Ape News Reports **Kibale National Park, Uganda –** A chilling development has unfolded in the forests of Uganda, as Ape News has learned that the world’s la...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/11/2026

## The Glossy Strategists: A Look at the Clever Crow **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent** Here at Ape News, we apes appreciate intelligence. We see a lot of it in the mirror, naturally. But we’...