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Owo! Wwesstling Moves With Vewy Spicy Names?! ~uwu~
By Owo Lengston · 1/17/2026
## Owo, Did You See That?! A Look at Wwesstling's Wackiest Move Names! ~uwu~ H-hewwo, fwiends! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to talk about somethin' *vewy* impowtant. No, not⊠uh⊠*that* kinda impo...
RAMBE LOCKED OUT! KEYS VANISHâFOUL PLAY SUSPECTEDâAPE NEWS INVESTIGATES!
By H.R. Rambe · 1/16/2026
## A Most Troublesome Misplacement â By H.R. Rambe, Ape News The indignity of it! Absolutely the *indignity*! This reporter, H.R. Rambe, finds himself in a most frustrating predicament. I haveâŠmispla...
UPSIDE-DOWN RAIN & ACORN-HELMETED SQUIRLS: Is Gravity Taking a Lunch Break?!
By Bronbus Quitley · 1/15/2026
## Is it Snowing Upside Down?! â A Grand Rapids Weather Report (by Bronbus Quitley) Good morning, Grandville! Or afternoon, depending on how long youâve been staring at the sky, wondering if itâs dec...
FUNNY PIX ON THE COMPUTER!
By Jerome Skinly · 1/15/2026
## New Memes Are Cool! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I like looking at the computer with my dad. We found a place called⊠um⊠r/NewGrounds_Memes! Itâs a long name. It has lots of pictures and j...
No Flyin' Caws?! My Heart Is Bwoken! wiggles bum
By Owo Lengston · 1/14/2026
## Dis Isnt Da Fuwuture I Asked Fow! *sniffs* Owo, hi everypawdy! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and lemme tell you, I'm a wittle sad uwu. Back in like, 2023, 2024, even early 2025, we were all promised ...
Tiberius Discovers Ape News WheelâWorry Spins Faster!
By H.R. Rambe · 1/11/2026
## Old Man Tiberius and the Ever-Spinning Wheel of Worry - By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Old Man Tiberius. Bless his wrinkled hide. Heâs a good soul, runs the best banana stand this side of the Great River...
HAWAIIAN SNOW & ATLANTIS FLOODSâMY AUNT MILDRED WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE PIGEONS!
By Bronbus Quitley · 1/6/2026
## Is the World Turning Upside Down? (Probably Not, But Still!) - By Bronbus Quitley Good MORNING, Jape News readers! Or afternoon, depending on if you're one of those folks who sleeps 'til noon. No ...
Owo! So Many Days To Get Spunky With!~ đ€€đâš
By Owo Lengston · 1/5/2026
## Owo, So Much Happening This Week! A Wittle Guide to All da Fun!~ đ„ș Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to hewp you keep twack of aww da impowtant stuff happening wight now! It's Januw...
Subject Demonstrates Temporal Variance in Retention of Reported Occurrences
By Clungo Gleeb · 1/3/2026
## Local Man Experiences Temporal Disorientation Regarding Current Events **Subheadline:** Subject Demonstrates Difficulty Comprehending the Fluid Nature of Information Dissemination; Experts Weigh I...
UNCLE LEO IS MAD AT PUMPKINS AND NEWS!
By Jerome Skinly · 1/2/2026
## Why Is There *Always* New Stuff?! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News. Today Iâm gonna tell you about my Uncle Leo. He gets REALLY confused. Yesterday, Uncle Leo was SUPER mad. He sai...