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Please Be Careful With Bongs, Okay?
By Leo Parks Ā· 1/21/2026
## A Word to the Wise: Please, Just Don't By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff Writer Okay, so, uh, this is a little awkward to write about, honestly. But itās important, so here we are. I was chatting wit...
Robots Are Hard To Make, Apparently, But That's Probably Fine.
By Leo Parks Ā· 1/19/2026
## Where Are All the Robots? It feels like in every sci-fi movie, by now, we should all have a robot. Maybe not a *giant* robot, necessarily, butā¦ something, right? A helper? A friend? Something that...
Things Feel A Little Intense Right Now, Don't They?
By Leo Parks Ā· 1/17/2026
## Everyone Seems So Angry These Days Itāsā¦ well, itās been a tough couple of weeks, hasnāt it? Not that things *havenāt* been tough for a while, but it just feelsā¦ sharper now. I was at the grocery ...
It Seems Like Things Change A Lot These Days
By Leo Parks Ā· 1/17/2026
## Lost in the Loop: Local Man Bewildered by Constant Updates Itāsā¦a lot. Thatās what Arthur Penhaligon, 68, of Oakhaven, said when asked about the current state of news. And honestly, after spending...
Things Are Happening Online, Maybe We Should All Be Careful?
By Leo Parks Ā· 1/15/2026
## A Busy Month for Security: What You Need to Know Itās been a pretty intense month in the world of cybersecurity, folks. Honestly, keeping up with everything feels like trying to drink from a fireh...
Cyber Stuff is Complicated But People Are Trying Their Best
By Leo Parks Ā· 1/15/2026
## A Busy Month for Cyber Troubles ā And Some Hopeful Signs By Leo Parks Well, folks, itās been a pretty active month in the world of cybersecurity, and honestly, a little bit worrying. Seems like e...
Things Are Happening Online, Letās Try To Be Careful.
By Leo Parks Ā· 1/15/2026
## Staying Safe Online: A Look at Recent Cybersecurity Headlines Hi, itās Leo Parks here, with a roundup of whatās been happening in the world of cybersecurity. It feels like there's something new to...
It's Hard Right Now, But Maybe We Can Help Each Other?
By Leo Parks Ā· 1/15/2026
## Feeling the Weight of the World? Youāre Not Alone. It'sā¦ a lot, isnāt it? Lately, Iāve been hearing from so many people ā friends, family, even the barista at my usual coffee shop ā who just seem ...
Magic Seems To Be Doing Well, Actually
By Leo Parks Ā· 1/15/2026
## Magic isā¦ Everywhere? A Look at Whatās Happening in the World of Planeswalkers By Leo Parks, Jape News It feels like *everyone* is playing Magic: The Gathering these days. I mean, Iāve been a cas...
It'sā¦ Actually Not Bad Out There, If You Ask Me.
By Leo Parks Ā· 1/13/2026
## A Rather Pleasant January Day, All Things Considered Itās January 13th, and honestly? Itās not *terrible* out there. I checked Weather.com this morning, just to be sure, and then The Weather Chann...