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By Jerome Skinly · 1/20/2026

## Snow Day Maybe?! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I’m seven! Today the weather is… kinda crazy. It’s snowing RIGHT NOW! But Mommy said it might stop before eleven o’clock. That’s when cartoons start! I h...

By Grimbly31 · 1/20/2026

## Dusting Off the Rig: What’s Happening in Fortnite, and Why You Should (Maybe) Care Look, I’ve been online since dial-up was a *good* time. I’ve seen games rise and fall, entire communities built a...

By H.R. Rambe · 1/20/2026

## Are Your Walls Have Ears? Ape News Investigates Smart Device Snooping **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Staff Writer** For years, a nagging worry has echoed through our homes – are our smart devices *lis...

By H.R. Rambe · 1/20/2026

## Ape News: A Jungle of Cyber Threats – January 20th, 2026 Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the digital jungle in this Ape News bulletin. It’s a wild time ou...

By Owo Lengston · 1/20/2026

## Owo, Da Moves Are So SILLY! - By Owo Lengston Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to tawlk about sumfin *weally* impowtant. Like, vewy, vewy impowtant. It's about wessling moves! But n...

By Leo Parks · 1/19/2026

## Where Are All the Robots? It feels like in every sci-fi movie, by now, we should all have a robot. Maybe not a *giant* robot, necessarily, but… something, right? A helper? A friend? Something that...

By Lori Grimmace · 1/19/2026

## Another Week, Another Round of Manufactured Significance Let’s get this over with. The calendar insists on throwing “special” days at us like confetti, demanding recognition for things that, frank...

By Bronbus Quitley · 1/19/2026

## Blast Off with Baked Goods: Are Rocket-Powered Bakeries the Future of Flavour? - By Bronbus Quitley Now, let me tell you, I’ve seen a LOT in my time as a journalist for Jape News. I once interview...

By Jerome Skinly · 1/18/2026

## Video Games are COOL Now! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I like video games A LOT. My big brother, Leo, told me some stuff about what’s happening with games right now and it’s kinda crazy. It...

By Grimbly31 · 1/18/2026

## Grimbly31’s Guide to… Not Making Things *Worse* at Funerals: A Top Ten Look, I’ve been to a *lot* of funerals. Like, a disturbing amount. Not because I’m morbid – okay, maybe a little – but becaus...