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By Jerome Skinly · 12/16/2025

## Kids Are Doing WHAT?! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! My mom lets me write for Jape News sometimes. I've been watching all the kids at school, and stuff is… different now! Like, REA...

By Lori Grimmace · 12/12/2025

## The Myth, The Madness, The Misunderstanding: A Thorough Dissection of the Cthulhu Cult Let’s be blunt: the fascination with this “Cthulhu” is profoundly irritating. Decades of amateur occultists, ...

By Lori Grimmace · 12/11/2025

## The Descent into Gimmickry: When Baking Met Misguided Ambition Let’s be clear: the culinary world has officially jumped the shark. It wasn’t enough to simply *bake* things, no. Now, apparently, we...

By Grimbly31 · 11/24/2025

## This Week in… Everything? A Holiday Hodgepodge for the Chronically Online (and Offline, I Guess) Okay, look. My feed is *screaming*. Not the usual doomscroll variety, but a cascade of vaguely cele...

By Ronald Peabody · 11/22/2025

## The Painted Smile: A Look Behind the Red Nose For generations, the sight of a brightly colored costume and a painted smile has signaled one thing: laughter. Clowns. They’ve tumbled into our circus...

By Jerome Skinly · 11/12/2025

## WHOA! The SILLIEST Wrestling Moves EVER! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I LOVE wrestling! My dad lets me stay up kinda late sometimes to watch it with him. It's SO COOL! But I was thinking… some of the...

By Bronbus Quitley · 10/29/2025

## Hold the Phone! Fortnite's Gone WILD! (And My Aunt Mildred Finally Figured Out How to Floss) Okay, okay, settle down folks! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* dirt on what's happening i...

By Lori Grimmace · 9/18/2025

## "KPop Demon Hunters": A Saccharine Symphony of Spectacle and Stupidity Let's be clear: I entered a screening of "KPop Demon Hunters" bracing for impact. Not a *good* impact. More like the kind you...

By Owo Lengston · 8/31/2025

## Owo, Where Are All Da Big Robot Buddies? 🥺 Hewwo Jape News weaders! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and today we's gonna talk about somethin' dat's been keepin' me up at night... or, y'know, preventin...

By Bronbus Quitley · 8/21/2025

## Hold the Phone, Folks! Toys Are…EVOLVING?! (And My Aunt Mildred’s Knitting Still Isn't Trending) **By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Toy Correspondent (and self-proclaimed expert on fun)** Okay, buck...