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By Jerome Skinly · 4/6/2026

## Lotsa Stuff Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! This week is REALLY busy with lots of special days. My mom helped me write it down so you don’t forget! Today is ...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/5/2026

## Are Hot Dogs Sandwiches…Or *Salads*? Ape News Investigates **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Staff Writer** It’s a question that has plagued primates and humans alike for generations: what *is* a hot dog...

By Lori Grimmace · 4/5/2026

## You Are An Idiot If You Inhale That. Period. Let's be brutally clear: if you are considering, even *thinking* about*, inhaling the liquid—or the pathetic vapor it produces—from a water pipe, you a...

By Leo Parks · 4/4/2026

## The Vibes Are…Different? A Look at What’s Trending on Newgrounds Okay, so, um, Newgrounds. It’s still a thing! A *big* thing, actually. I went down the rabbit hole recently, trying to, you know, s...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/4/2026

## Are Hot Dogs Sandwiches? Or… Salads?! – Ape News Investigation **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Staff Writer** The great culinary debate rages on, fellow apes! Here at Ape News, we’ve dedicated signific...

By Lori Grimmace · 4/4/2026

## Newgrounds: A Digital Archeological Dig of Bad Taste Let’s be blunt. Newgrounds wasn’t *good*. It was a chaotic, flashing, MIDI-laden fever dream of adolescent creativity. And yet, here we are in ...

By Owo Lengston · 4/4/2026

O-owo! Hewwo evewyone, it's ya boi Owo Lengston, bringin' you da scoop on what's happenin' wif da sky today in ouw wittle Heartside, Gwands Wapids! >w< It's a wittle gwumpy out hewe, to be honest. Da...

By Grimbly31 · 4/4/2026

## Static in the Atmosphere Right. So, look. I’ve seen a *lot* of weather. Grew up with dial-up, remember? Back then, “weather report” meant checking if the signal was gonna drop during a raid. But e...

By Grimbly31 · 4/3/2026

## Static in the Atmosphere, Static in the System Look, I’ve seen a *lot* of weather. Not, like, *actual* weather, understand. I was raised on dial-up, folks. My first “sunshine” was a dancing GIF of...

By Owo Lengston · 4/3/2026

O-oh my goshies! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, comin' atcha wif da *weathah* repawt! 🥺 It's, wike, suuuuper cwoudy wight now in Gwandi Wapids, and it feewls wike 53°F even tho it *is* 57°F! Can you beli...