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By H.R. Rambe · 1/6/2026

## Ape News: Buzzworthy New Rugs from Moooi Carpets **By H.R. Rambe** Here at Ape News, we’re always on the lookout for items that bring a touch of the wild – or, in this case, the wonderfully indus...

By H.R. Rambe · 1/3/2026

## Ape News Roundup: Winter Warm-Ups and Somber Notes – January 3rd, 2026 Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the world of gaming, courtesy of Ape News! The new year...

By H.R. Rambe · 1/2/2026

## Primate Panic & Pupil Pronouns: A Nation Divided **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Staff Writer** The jungle drums are beating loud, friends, and it’s not a predator on the prowl. It’s… disagreement. *Hu...

By H.R. Rambe · 12/26/2025

## Staying Grounded When the World Feels Upside Down - A Message From Ape News **By H.R. Rambe** It’s a hairy situation, folks. Even *I*, a highly evolved ape and seasoned news-gatherer for Ape News...

By H.R. Rambe · 12/23/2025

## Ape News: The Digital Divide Deepens Over AI Ethics **By H.R. Rambe** The chatter in the jungle – and now, increasingly, across the datapaths – has been *intense* lately. Here at Ape News, we’ve ...

By H.R. Rambe · 12/21/2025

## Ape News: H.R. Rambe’s Guide to Human Cub Entertainment! Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News – er, I mean, *Ape News*! As an intelligent ape, I’ve ob...

By H.R. Rambe · 12/12/2025

## Shred the Powder: Ape News Presents the Top Ten Snowboarding Tricks! **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the slopes...

By H.R. Rambe · 12/9/2025

## Ape News - Rambe Reports - This Week's Juicy Bits – December 9th, 2025 Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the lowdown on what’s got the digital jungle buzzing this week, cou...

By H.R. Rambe · 12/9/2025

## Ape News - Rambe Reports: A Week of Wild Bananas on the Vine **By H.R. Rambe, Senior Correspondent** Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the digital jungle – or,...

By H.R. Rambe · 12/3/2025

## Ape News - Rambe Reports – Sports Roundup – December 3rd, 2025 Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the world of sports, courtesy of Ape News! The Gridiron Ga...