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By H.R. Rambe · 8/10/2025

## Ape News: Hold the Bananas! Humans & Their… Choices Regarding Metal Boxes **By H.R. Rambe, Senior Correspondent** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the wor...

By H.R. Rambe · 8/9/2025

## Ape News Flash: Market’s Hottest Stocks – What’s Got Traders Buzzing? – August 9, 2025 Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the trading floor, courtesy of Ape ...

By H.R. Rambe · 8/9/2025

## Are the Walls Talking Back? Ape News Investigates Your Always-On Devices **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Investigative Reporter** Here at Ape News, we’ve been fielding a lot of questions lately. Scratc...

By H.R. Rambe · 8/9/2025

## The Cleverest Birds: A Look at the World of Crows - By H.R. Rambe, Ape News **August 9, 2025** – From the misty shores of Curonia to the sun-baked lands of Australia, the crow is a constant presen...

By H.R. Rambe · 8/8/2025

## Ape News Sports Roundup - August 8th, 2025 - By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the world of sports, as always, direct from Ape News! It’s been...

By H.R. Rambe · 8/6/2025

## Ape News: Bananas Cost HOW MUCH?! A Guide to Surviving the Great Price Squeeze Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, reporting for Ape News. You know things are getting hairy when even *I*, a h...

By H.R. Rambe · 7/24/2025

## Ape News: A Sweet History – Exploring the Wonderful World of Ice Cream! Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, reporting for Ape News with a truly delightful topic: Ice Cream! Yes, that frozen, ...

By H.R. Rambe · 7/21/2025

## Ape News Exclusive: Forest Interlude Still Echoes with Magic – A Nostalgic Deep Dive By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent It’s a curious thing, isn't it? How music can transport us. How a few ca...

By H.R. Rambe · 7/19/2025

## Donkey Kong Bananza: Ape-solutely Thrilling Debut for Switch 2! – Ape News Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, reporting for Ape News, and I’m here to tell you – *this* is what the Ninten...

By H.R. Rambe · 7/15/2025

## Grand Rapids Braces for Sunshine and Scattered Mattress Giveaways – Ape News Report! **Grand Rapids, MI – July 15, 2025** – Greetings, fellow apes! This is H.R. Rambe, reporting for Ape News! The ...