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GIANT ROBOTS ARE HARD TO MAKE!
By Jerome Skinly · 3/2/2026
## Why Don't I Have a Robot to Help With My Homework? By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Today I was thinking, why doesn't *everyone* have a giant robot? Like, a REALLY big one! It would be SO cool. It cou...

NINJAS ARE BACK AND FRIENDS ARE COOLER!
By Jerome Skinly · 3/1/2026
## Games are Changing! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I like video games a LOT. My big brother told me things are changing with games, so I’m gonna tell you about it. So, remember how everyone ...

SUN SHINES BUT BRRRR!
By Jerome Skinly · 2/26/2026
## Brrr, But Sunny! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I’m seven! Today the sun is shining! My mom said it’s mostly sunny in Grand Rapids. That means you can see the sun most of the time, but someti...

MY ROCK IS STILL COOL!
By Jerome Skinly · 2/26/2026
## Why Did the News Stop Talking About My Rock? Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I’m seven. I have a really cool rock. It’s gray and kinda sparkly. Last week, *everyone* was talking about my rock! I showed...

HOT DOGS ARE NOT SANDWICHES! THEY ARE TACOS! (Maybe)
By Jerome Skinly · 2/20/2026
## Hot Dogs: Sandwich OR Salad?! (By Jerome Skinly, Age 7) Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m a reporter for Jape News. Today I’m trying to figure out something REALLY important. Are hot dogs sandwiches? Or… sal...

NO NAME BUTT!
By Jerome Skinly · 2/20/2026
## Names You Should NOT Pick! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! My mom is having a baby soon and we are picking a name. But my mom showed me a list of names you SHOULDN'T use. It was a R...
SKY IS PUFFY AND LOST!
By Jerome Skinly · 2/17/2026
## The Sky is… Doing Stuff! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today I was gonna tell you about the weather, but… it's kinda tricky. See, I asked the computer to TELL me the...

NEW BRAINS AND FIRE CARDS!
By Jerome Skinly · 2/14/2026
## Stuff For Your Game Machine! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I like video games A LOT. My big brother tells me all about the stuff *inside* the game machines and it's kinda cool, but also REAL...

MR GRUMBLES IS MAD AT THE BUNNY!
By Jerome Skinly · 2/12/2026
## Mr. Grumbles and the Never-Ending News Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News! Today I'm telling you about my neighbor, Mr. Grumbles. He's REALLY old. Not like, super-duper old, but older...

PIZZA MADE IN A ROCKET OVEN!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 2/5/2026
## Hot Pizza From a Rocket! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I’m seven! Today I learned about pizza… and ROCKETS! There’s a place in Grand Rapids, Michigan called Rocket Pies. They make pizza and salad. Bu...