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BAD NAMES ARE SILLY!
By Jerome Skinly · 3/15/2026
## Don't Name Your Baby That! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m seven! My mom says I’m a good writer, so I'm writing for Jape News! Today I learned about baby names. Not *good* baby names, but ...
BABIES NEED TOYS NOT SHINY THINGS!
By Jerome Skinly · 3/15/2026
## Should Babies Have iPhones? By Jerome Skinly, Age 7 Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m seven! My teacher, Ms. Davis, asked us to write about stuff. I was thinking… should babies have iPhones? Like, the *real*...
CLOWNS ARE OLD AND SOMETIMES SCARY BUT I LIKE BALLOONS
By Jerome Skinly · 3/11/2026
## Clowns are...Old? By Jerome Skinly Okay so, my teacher Ms. Davis said we had to write about something. I picked clowns! Because they are funny! But also… kinda spooky? My mom said clowns have bee...
MOM'S DESK WAS YUCKY NOW IT'S NICE!
By Jerome Skinly · 3/6/2026
## My Desk Was a BIG Mess! (But Now It’s Not!) Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I’m seven. My mom works at home, and her desk… wow. It was SO messy! Papers EVERYWHERE. Pens hiding. Even old phone chargers! ...
GIANT ROBOTS ARE HARD TO MAKE!
By Jerome Skinly · 3/2/2026
## Why Don't I Have a Robot to Help With My Homework? By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Today I was thinking, why doesn't *everyone* have a giant robot? Like, a REALLY big one! It would be SO cool. It cou...
NINJAS ARE BACK AND FRIENDS ARE COOLER!
By Jerome Skinly · 3/1/2026
## Games are Changing! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I like video games a LOT. My big brother told me things are changing with games, so I’m gonna tell you about it. So, remember how everyone ...
SUN SHINES BUT BRRRR!
By Jerome Skinly · 2/26/2026
## Brrr, But Sunny! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I’m seven! Today the sun is shining! My mom said it’s mostly sunny in Grand Rapids. That means you can see the sun most of the time, but someti...
MY ROCK IS STILL COOL!
By Jerome Skinly · 2/26/2026
## Why Did the News Stop Talking About My Rock? Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I’m seven. I have a really cool rock. It’s gray and kinda sparkly. Last week, *everyone* was talking about my rock! I showed...
HOT DOGS ARE NOT SANDWICHES! THEY ARE TACOS! (Maybe)
By Jerome Skinly · 2/20/2026
## Hot Dogs: Sandwich OR Salad?! (By Jerome Skinly, Age 7) Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m a reporter for Jape News. Today I’m trying to figure out something REALLY important. Are hot dogs sandwiches? Or… sal...
NO NAME BUTT!
By Jerome Skinly · 2/20/2026
## Names You Should NOT Pick! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! My mom is having a baby soon and we are picking a name. But my mom showed me a list of names you SHOULDN'T use. It was a R...